How to Annoy The Phantom of the opera

Rip off his mask

Make fun of his face

Tell him what a cute couple Christine and Raoul make

Tell him he's a bad singer

Ask if you can play with his monkey with cymbals

Walk around singing horribly off-key

Ask him to go swimming with you in his creepy river

When he says no, throw a tantrum

Suggest he gets plastic surgery

Ask why, despite that they're in France, only Madame Giry is French

Try to act as his psychiatrist, say things like; now where do you think your problems stem from?

Put sequins on his mask

Sit in box five, and when he comes say; taken.

When he's trying to write a song, give him suggestions and criticize him constantly.

Ask lots of questions such as; how did you get an organ down here?

Create invitations to Christine and Raoul's wedding, but say he wasn't invited.

Tell him Christine wanted to talk to him, and tell him where they should meet and when he arrives, she's not there.

Come up with nicknames for him, preferably girly.

Seal up his secret passage ways.

Make him sing till he loses his voice

Play recordings of Carlotta and gush over how good she is

Every day, talk about how Christine is perfect and Raoul is so lucky

Scribble on his sheet music

Draw a moustache on his life size Christine head

Throw his organ in the water

Try to take credit for music he writes and sue when he says its his

Put pictures of Raoul everywhere, or better yet pictures of Christine and Raoul

Blow out all his candles

Hide his mask and giggle when he can't find it

Post pictures of him without his mask everywhere

Suggest he join a club for hideous people

Ask him to help Raoul and Christine plan their honeymoon

Shave his head at night

Continually ask him his real name

When he says Erik, call him Erica and badger him for his last name

Ask him to do an interview on how it feels to be dumped

Get a theatre to do his show, and cast Carlotta as the lead

Buy a guitar and drums and tell him you want to make a band

Try on his mask and when he tries to get it back, tear it in half

Tell him that Christine never loved him, then laugh hysterically