How to Annoy The Phantom of the opera
Rip off his mask
Make fun of his face
Tell him what a cute couple Christine and Raoul make
Tell him he's a bad singer
Ask if you can play with his monkey with cymbals
Walk around singing horribly off-key
Ask him to go swimming with you in his creepy river
When he says no, throw a tantrum
Suggest he gets plastic surgery
Ask why, despite that they're in France, only Madame Giry is French
Try to act as his psychiatrist, say things like; now where do you think your problems stem from?
Put sequins on his mask
Sit in box five, and when he comes say; taken.
When he's trying to write a song, give him suggestions and criticize him constantly.
Ask lots of questions such as; how did you get an organ down here?
Create invitations to Christine and Raoul's wedding, but say he wasn't invited.
Tell him Christine wanted to talk to him, and tell him where they should meet and when he arrives, she's not there.
Come up with nicknames for him, preferably girly.
Seal up his secret passage ways.
Make him sing till he loses his voice
Play recordings of Carlotta and gush over how good she is
Every day, talk about how Christine is perfect and Raoul is so lucky
Scribble on his sheet music
Draw a moustache on his life size Christine head
Throw his organ in the water
Try to take credit for music he writes and sue when he says its his
Put pictures of Raoul everywhere, or better yet pictures of Christine and Raoul
Blow out all his candles
Hide his mask and giggle when he can't find it
Post pictures of him without his mask everywhere
Suggest he join a club for hideous people
Ask him to help Raoul and Christine plan their honeymoon
Shave his head at night
Continually ask him his real name
When he says Erik, call him Erica and badger him for his last name
Ask him to do an interview on how it feels to be dumped
Get a theatre to do his show, and cast Carlotta as the lead
Buy a guitar and drums and tell him you want to make a band
Try on his mask and when he tries to get it back, tear it in half
Tell him that Christine never loved him, then laugh hysterically
