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Chapter 1 – Irritating Encounters

~ Bell Rings ~ 8:10 a.m

-Hanasagi Kiro, 'ki-kun', age 24, half Japanese-half American and easily irritated-

Kiro arrives at Namiki High's Crimson School gate, still filled with anxiety and a touch of Depression as he gazed up its steps. Leading to his new future as a high school Medic.

As he pondered his situation he sighed.

"Well Hanasagi it's now or never...This is it!"

He thought to himself, as students in wild herds rushed pass him. A sweat drop, like a tick latched to his brow. A constant reminder of the possible stress to come.

"Would ya look at the size of those monkeys...do I really want to be a zoo keeper?"

There was just a hint of disgust in his tone, as he watched them rush by.

"Once you go in there, those crazy pre-pubescent bitches will TEAR YOU APART... Is that really how you wanna go down?"

He walked to the nearby gate post and stood there gazing at the sky, briefcase in hand, with the wind dancing in his black suave hair, and he shrugged as he begrudgingly said,

"You can run now!"

His eyes gazing down the shimmering pavement.

"Or you can man up!"

His eyes now purged on the suddenly ominous and malevolent looking school.

"...to hell with it, I gottta get outta here"

Without even thinking he bumped into her, Sakura.

"Eee yaaaaa!"She screamed.

As she fell to the floor, Yet no one but kiro seemed to notice.

"Just what the hell do you think you are doing? Why don't you watch where you're going? Damn it!"

Kiro was NOT amused. He got up as quickly as he went down and while helping her pick up the scattered pages of her work, replied,

"Well...it's a pleasure to meet you too"

His tongue tinged with sarcasm and his face disguised with a charming smile as he stood, slightly towering above her.

"Terribly sorry I am for bumping into you wench. I trust there will not be a next time."

He broadened his smile as she replied,

"Oh why y-yes it's a pleasure to meet you too. My name is S-..."

And like a light bulb it clicked, but like a flame it sparked, and in that instant, her fury manifested,

"What…did you... JUST call me?"

Her words were like poison darts. She turned red with rage and purse in hand. Truly a woman's attack mode.

"I simply substituted your name...With your title"

A sense of coolness surrounded him as he spewed his words. Kiro was not one to be phased; he saw her poison coming, he took his antidote and dished her acid.

"I do trust you know your title, what with that hoggish behaviour you're sporting around. Then again you work at this zoo, it comes naturally I may want to be kinder to people, karma IS your sister" (A bitch)

Those were his last words as he walked down his shimmering sidewalk, leaving Ms. Haruno speechless. She couldn't help but stare at his undeniable beauty in pure awe and disgust as he walked off

12 p.m at 141/2 Rochester Avenue~

"Eh...nani? Music?"

A confused Kiro wondered about the strange sounds he heard beyond his door as he turned his key.

"how can there be music..And what is this? K-pop? Did I leave the stereo on earlier...No I'm sure I didn't..."

He walked inside closing the door behind him, threw down his bags and briefcase, got a beer and headed upstairs to his room.

"Dammit, that'll show up on my bill for sure how could I leave it on? Unless...It can't be!"

He raced down the corridor, with rage fuelling his every movement.

Drinking his beer of course this nigga was cost efficient –

"Emma! Emma-chan you get out here right now what the hell are you still doing home? Emma! Answer me!"

He opened the door, rushed in and was greeted by silence. No one was inside. He sighed in relief and turned to grab another beer when suddenly,

"Niiiiiiiiii-cchhaaaann! =3"

Emma appeared half dressed, hair brush in hand and trust me she was putting Michael Jackson to shame, as she moon walked - or in her case moon ran- throughout the house as Kiro chased her doing 80 miles per hour.

"You little wench! Get your ass to school "

"Demo, nii-chan I don't want to, I already have a high enough IQ"

"How many times do I have to tell you 1(one) is not the highest number! It's the other way around; maybe you'd know that if your IQ wasn't so damn low even in reverse!"

Old Lady Higurashi next door chuckled at the madness she heard while playing with her pup, Inu.

"There they go again" she said quaintly.

"Aaahh! Kiro-kun you're so mean! Maybe that's why you haven't been able to get 'entimut' with a woman in months"

And just like that she met her doom. Kiro's gaze burned with the flames of 10 suns. He grabbed her, threw her in her bathroom and calmly replied.

"Maybe...just maybe if you could properly pronounce the damn word as INTIMATE and not ENTIMUT much less spell it, I'd be more offended, my private life is none of your concern and further more-."

The flames burned intensely... And his face now that of a Dragon's began spewing fire as Emma gulped in fear and anticipation.

"You... have exactly 4 minutes... To get dressed... clean your room, turn the music off...eat your fricken Cheerios, get in the cab I'm calling and go to school...T-minus 30 seconds wench move it!"

~Wham! The door shut, the shower started and the varicose vein doing the conga on his forehead retracted as he walked downstairs.

Kiro threw himself on the couch and turned on the TV, beer and instant ramen in hand as he went on ranting about 'Today's youth'.

-As if he's much older the old geezer –

10 minutes later the door bell rang, and of course Emma was long gone.

~Diiiinngg Doooonnng Dinggg Donnnng, the bell sounded over and over again

Kiro answered the door with one of his usual 'I-kiss-puppies-and-feed-the-homeless-on-weekends' smiles.

"Eh, Ino san? Daijoubu? What can I do for ya?"

Irritated and flustered she didn't even bother to really explain she just pointed to a tall slender figure posed up against her Mercedes.

He was tall, not as tall as Kiro though. He had scarlet eyes and piercings like a rainbow trailing down both his ears. His hair was black and spiky, he wore red tight fitting pants black and white boots, a white shirt and a black sleveless jacket.

-Let's just say, he helped the sun Burn by day..and his aura made the moon float by night -

The figure walked up to kiro and with a cool somewhat corky and uber happy tone he said.

"Yo, ki-kun!"

"H-Hi...you look so familiar..." said Kiro.

"Take the demon..He keeps bringing chics home! It's annoying...daaayy after daayyy after daayy...night after night...their up in his room doing things Kiro!" Exclaimed Ino

"..Things I didn't even do when I was a kid...and you know the worst part" said Inu while grabbing the now freaked out Kiro by the shoulders.

"He...made me join them! Tasuku...Made me join!"

Tasuku laughed, "Oh come on nii-chan you know you loved it, I taught you so many positions that month"

And with a playful tone he added, "I showed you the world"

Ino threw her hands in the air and shouted "that was the longest series of twister ever! I never wanna play again besides our cousins cheated the whole time! Especially when we played monopoly"

"Yea those chics never could lose gracefully" Tasuku added

"...Twister...Monopoly...you...drove to my home...carried Tasuku, who I see is now all grown up, ...shouted at me..grabbed my shirt..and not to mention disrupted my Tv -time..for twister..and..monopoly?"

Kiro hollowed his soul; nothing could be seen within his eyes but disdain.

"Eh-heh-heh...Well yeaaaah" said Ino, her face flushed red from embarrassment.

"State your purpose" said Kiro coldly.

"Could you watch him for the rest of the year? I have to go to a conference in-"

Kiro interjected, shifting his gaze to Tasuku

"Put your things...in the house. Upstairs fourth door from the left, its yours"

Now looking back at Ino he stated his final words before she could even utter a breath. His gaze still hollowed and he calmly replied...

"Now, GO directly to jail...DO NOT pass go... DO NOT collect two hundred dollars, DO NOT accept bail for the next year, do you understand?"

Ino smiled and nodded slowly in agreement, and suddenly his expression changed back to its usual lovely state.

"k thanks bye see ya in a year Ino love u *muah*" said kiro cheerfully.

Ino gave her good-byes and headed out

"Vegas here I come!" she shouted as she drove off.

Kiro watched from his window, softly mumbling words to himself...

"..Jeez how low can you go...damn wench."

5 p.m~

"Nee, Ki-kun when's the munchkin coming back, I wanna see how much she's grown" said Tasuku, his fingers outlining a perfectly Hour glassed shape.

Kiro Ignored him of course -kinda- he simply changed the channel to his favourite movie, Death Note and gave a quick glance at Tasuku.

"So squirt what're you like, 17? 5 foot what.. 10?..n lemme guess ur Namki High's newest Virgin how cute" he said, with a bored expression on his face as he watched Tv.

"Yea I go to Namiki now, but virgin? Come on..Just look at me?" Tasuku gave a cocky grin as he pointed to the washboard abs beneath his shirt. "I'm gorgeous punk"

Kiro didn't even bother to glance at him.

"You're a Virgin. You stink of innocence and you know it." He replied,"Ain't that right baby Taaa-chan, or should I say Umeboshi!"

He laughed as Tasuku went cherry red.

"Oh whatever!"

"Niii-chhhaaannn, Tadaimasu! What's for din? "

Emma ran into the living room, and came to an involuntary halt at the site of Tasuku lying on the floor next to a bored Kiro.

"Nee, Ki-kun, who's that?" She asked

And Tasuku volunteered an answer, "Name's Tasuku-."

"He's Umeboshi, call him Ume or Boshi, n' If you feel cute, call him Umeboshi" Interjected Kiro playfully.

"Tasuku, as in Tasuku Tasuku?" Queried a blushing Emma.

"You're so...grown up.." She said, neatening her crooked skirt.

Tasuku walked slowly towards her.

"I've been engaged in a lot of activities that caused me to mature...a lot" A smile as mischievious as always etched onto his face. " Would you like to help me contin-

~Kunk! Kiro planted the couch cushion into his spiky skull.

"So anyways Emma and company" Kiro began, as he rose from the couch, "Go get dressed..we'll eat out tonight"

"Awesome!"

Thier voices echoed in unisen as they went to their rooms to change.