CHAPTER ONE THROUGH SIXTY-SEVEN

-1-

"Hello there eve3rybody we at4e the princess."

"Oh nO not eeh princesss!!!!1!!!11." " We likes the princess she gives us lots of KAIS"

"We will have tooooo KIIIILL you know. OR eldse we shall destroy the Svirneblin." "Taka dat! KA POW! Go my ninja froggies eat the poodle of doom.!!!!!"

The ninja forgiies attack the evil poodle not expecting them all to morph into huge gian t SAMURAI LITTLE GURLS. The Whipped out their cellphones and started texting angry messages while they were driving.

NPPOOOO YOU AERE RUNNING THE BIIIL UP!!!! THAT WAQY. POinted the fiNger.

-2-

FOx Mclound was running around in circles until he ran into a bulk-head and died.

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EatA your waffles screamed the little tiny CHupacabra.

"NOOOO screamed the voluptuous vixen" I dont like the waffles they whisper naughty language at me, THEY ARE MEANIES!!!! T#ELL THEM TO STOP PICKING ON ME!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!11!"

Then the Chupacabra sucked out all of krYStals insides and slurped with a grat laon tongue. "MM-Mmm Campbells soup to go, Posibilities."

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AND THEN EVERYBODY DIED...

INCLUDING YOU!

WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE READING HTIS. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD MY nemesis. EAT POO WHICH I FLING FROM MY OWN TOILET WITH TINY GRASPING FINGERS. OH MY GOSH1111111 WHAT HABVE I DONE, NOTHING IS HAPPENING. dIE YOU LITTLE MONSTERS.

FIN

Now that I have taken my meds, everything is fine. Now that I am full of drugs I am completely normAL. MONKIES!!!!!

This story is my formal declaration of war on the Starfox Fandom. I issue this piece of utter trash in contempt of the goings on of the various writers. May you all have mercy on your souls.

Stickn'IT