Ok, I needed a break from my Tragedy, so here's a funny short. (Mike's PoV) Tee,hee,hee….

Mike's New Clothes

"Well," I said as I stared at myself in the mirror, "Today's the day."

Flashback

"Why can't I get Bella!?!" I screamed in my room. I tried everything to get her away from that stupid Cullen. Flowers, Chocolates, Even asked her to the next prom – nothing worked. Jessica was at the moment going after another guy, some Asian dude. Looks like a geek.

All of a sudden, I heard a knock at my door. I ran silently to answer it to see none other that two Cullen's at my front door. Some tall lean guy, I think his name is … Jasper …that's it, and the Bodybuilder,uh…Emmett. Yeah, Emmett.

"Are you Mike?" Emmett asked.

"Uh, yeah." I'm not that dumb.

"Do you want to get Bella?" Jasper asked.

I perked up at this thought, "What? Shouldn't you be you brother's side?" Like I'm gonna fall for this idiotic trick.

"Uh…no…" Emmett replied. I dropped my mouth open in shock. "Remember how he left Bella the first time?"

"Kinda?" I answered sheepishly, "She would see no one."

"We can give you a really cool outfit." Jasper said, grinning.

"Really?" Maybe… No… they're playing me…

"At my old school, it won over the ladies pretty quickly." Emmett nodded.

"Sure…" I said skeptically…

Without a second notice, they ran into my house, carrying a black bag slung over each of their shoulders. They unzipped each of the bags to reveal a white piece of cloth in one and a gold colored wrap in another.

"What the heck is this?!?" I asked.

"Bella likes olden times," Jasper replied, pulling off the cloth of the hangers, "So we invested in a toga."

"I don't know…" I said

"Bella will love it…" Emmett said. That sealed it.

End Flashback

I hopped in my car, with my cool toga on, and drove to school. When I got to school and stepped out of the car, I saw all the girls looking at me. I looked around and saw Bella by her locker, alone. I walked as fast as I could over to her and watched her as she shut her locker door. She spun around and gasped as she saw me. She started to blush as she asked, "Mike…wh…what are…what are you wearing?"

"I …" I was about to answer her until I felt a bucket of water being poured on my head. I looked over my shoulder to Emmett running away with a five gallon water in his hand. Arrgh!! He set me up! I turned back to Bella to see her covering her eyes when I realized…

Water….

On white…

I looked down to see that my toga was transparent, show off my pink boxers. I groaned.

All of a sudden, Edward was right beside Bella. "I leave you for one second to go to the bathroom, and this is what you do."

"You!" I really wanted to strangle the entire Cullen family right now.

"Mr. Newton," We all looked to the person calling my name. Oh no. Not Mr. Banner. "My room, NOW!"

I shot a death glare at Edward, and walked behind Mr. Banner, ready to receive punishment.

LOL!!!!! I just had to do that!!! Thank you , and Good Night!!!! R&R