My Review on iLove You

I just watched iLove You and I'm just going to start this thing off from the top in chronological order. I don't have cable at my house so I have to like… Wait for the things to come out of YouTube or Megavideo.

In the beginning with the whole part where Carly says Sam and Freddie need to have more common hobbies and interests.. She's retarded. In iDate Sam and Freddie, she said that she didn't wanna be involved and now there she goes giving advice that she has no idea where it's gonna end up. If Sam and Freddie notice that their relationship isn't working out because of their lack of common interest, they would've fixed it on their own and you know they would've because they apologized to each other after visiting Uncle Carmine and Chez without Carly's help.

The whole thing with Spencer and his baby sitter… That was all just ridiculous. Yes, Spencer is a man child, but Jenna should've known that she and Spencer aren't what they were when they were younger. During the scary movie sequence when it was just Jenna and Gibby, I would've thought that Jenna and Gibby would start makin' out, but then I remembered that iCarly is on Nick and not on Comedy Central or NickNite.

Carly had a point when she said that some people try too hard to make it work out just because they have a connection and that was only relevant towards Spencer and Jenna, not Sam and Freddie. She is still stupid for finally realizing that she shouldn't be giving advice when she doesn't have a boyfriend, but there she went again giving advice.

Sam and Freddie's break up was truly intense. It made me tear up and I'm usually not the kind of person to tear up for that stuff. Although, I do have a very cheesy and corny state of mind… Anywho! When they broke up, it was all so… Sad. During the part where they just realized that they mutually broke up, if you look at Freddie, he looks like he's thinking and Sam just looks like she's about to cry. Then, when she turns the elevator back on, they both looked vulnerable.

From that one little part, you can tell that they didn't really wanna break up. When Freddie tells her that he loves her, I think he could've done it more… Subtle. It sounded like what he'd say to his niece or cousin.

And I'm pretty sure they've already had sex. LOL. When they were in Carly's apartment and Freddie's reading his email from the… Train club thing, he talks about his cup and Sam obviously knows what's going down there in his groin area. Then, when they go back into the elevator to break up at midnight, Freddie looks around like he and her are about to get it on. I'm pretty sure that two people who have some sort of romantic entanglement can't be in an elevator for an hour and a half and just be kissing. He's gonna cop a feel and it's gonna get hot and heavy.