*The stars mean chorus*
This is my newest Ranma story. My mom likes country. She was listening to a CD in the car and when I heard this song-well! I had to something with it! It reminds of a couple drunk guys. Yes, I'm crazy!
After six beers each, Ranma and Ryoga were more than just a little goofy. The rowdy alcohalics demanded that the tired bartender turn on the kareoke. A girl dared Ranmna and Ryoga to try it. Never going to back down from a dare, they even went for the dorkiest song in the genres. Arm in arm(at the side)mouthes open wide(Ryoga's fangs! Hee-hee!)and a microphone between them, they sang.
Ryoga:Well, a man came on the six o'clock news. Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused. Somebody blew up a building,somebody stole a car. Somebody got away, somebody didn't get too far. Yeah. They didn't get too far.
Ranma: Grandaddy told my daddy back in my day,son, a man had to answer to the wicked that he done. Take all the rope in China(Texas) find a tall oak tree,round all up all them bad boys. Hang them high in the street, for all the people to see that...
*Ryoga:Justice is the one thing you should find. You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
Ranma:When the gunsmoke settles,we'll sing a victory tune. We'll meet back at the local saloon
Both:We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces, singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.*
Ryoga:We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds.
Ranma:We've got too much corruption,too much crime in the streets.
Ryoga:It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground.
Ranma:Send 'em all to the maker and he'll settle 'em down. You can bet..
Ryoga: He'll settle 'em down 'cause...
*Chorus times two* * *
After the giddy guys finished, the were met with uncontrollable,unreceeding....
Silence. The two guys were booted out of the bar.
Thank-you! Thank-you! I'm delerious from recent,minor surgery. It's not my fault this thing is crazy! Wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my newest Ranma story. My mom likes country. She was listening to a CD in the car and when I heard this song-well! I had to something with it! It reminds of a couple drunk guys. Yes, I'm crazy!
After six beers each, Ranma and Ryoga were more than just a little goofy. The rowdy alcohalics demanded that the tired bartender turn on the kareoke. A girl dared Ranmna and Ryoga to try it. Never going to back down from a dare, they even went for the dorkiest song in the genres. Arm in arm(at the side)mouthes open wide(Ryoga's fangs! Hee-hee!)and a microphone between them, they sang.
Ryoga:Well, a man came on the six o'clock news. Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused. Somebody blew up a building,somebody stole a car. Somebody got away, somebody didn't get too far. Yeah. They didn't get too far.
Ranma: Grandaddy told my daddy back in my day,son, a man had to answer to the wicked that he done. Take all the rope in China(Texas) find a tall oak tree,round all up all them bad boys. Hang them high in the street, for all the people to see that...
*Ryoga:Justice is the one thing you should find. You got to saddle up your boys, you got to draw a hard line
Ranma:When the gunsmoke settles,we'll sing a victory tune. We'll meet back at the local saloon
Both:We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces, singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.*
Ryoga:We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds.
Ranma:We've got too much corruption,too much crime in the streets.
Ryoga:It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground.
Ranma:Send 'em all to the maker and he'll settle 'em down. You can bet..
Ryoga: He'll settle 'em down 'cause...
*Chorus times two* * *
After the giddy guys finished, the were met with uncontrollable,unreceeding....
Silence. The two guys were booted out of the bar.
Thank-you! Thank-you! I'm delerious from recent,minor surgery. It's not my fault this thing is crazy! Wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
