(1)I was gonna be a Light Warrior,
untill then I got high.
I was gonna save the Crystals four,
but then I got high.
Now Chaos rules the world, And I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(4)I was gonna be a Paladin
before I got high.
I was gonna have to do my brother in,
but I got high.
Now X-Death Rules the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(5)I was gonna be a Summoning Bard,
but then I got high.
I was gonna use the power of the crystal shards,
but I got high.
Now the Void's consumed the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(6)I was gonna help the Returner's fight,
before I got high.
I was gonna stop Espers being made Magicite,
but then I got high.
Now Kefka rules the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(7)I was gonna stop the Meteor
but I was high.
I was gonna stop that Jenova whore,
but I was high.
Now there's a big-ass whole in the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(8)I was gonna be the best in SeeD,
untill I got high.
I was supposed to be the one who would lead,
but I was high.
Now the Sorceress rules all of time, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(9)I was gonna save the Crystal of Life,
but I got high.
I was gonna use my little knife,
but I was high.
Now Kuja has destroyed all life, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(10)I was gonna be her guardian,
untill I got high.
I was gonna help her to kill Sin,
but I was high.
Now Yevon STILL rules the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(FFT)I wasn't gonna wear purple pants,
but I was high.
I was gonna stop my bro's stupid rants,
but I got high.
Now Altima's got Delita whipped, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(ME)I was gonna play my PS2,
but then I got high.
I was gonna play Final Fantasy's through,
but I was high.
Now I've sold it all to get high, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
untill then I got high.
I was gonna save the Crystals four,
but then I got high.
Now Chaos rules the world, And I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(4)I was gonna be a Paladin
before I got high.
I was gonna have to do my brother in,
but I got high.
Now X-Death Rules the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(5)I was gonna be a Summoning Bard,
but then I got high.
I was gonna use the power of the crystal shards,
but I got high.
Now the Void's consumed the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(6)I was gonna help the Returner's fight,
before I got high.
I was gonna stop Espers being made Magicite,
but then I got high.
Now Kefka rules the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(7)I was gonna stop the Meteor
but I was high.
I was gonna stop that Jenova whore,
but I was high.
Now there's a big-ass whole in the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(8)I was gonna be the best in SeeD,
untill I got high.
I was supposed to be the one who would lead,
but I was high.
Now the Sorceress rules all of time, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(9)I was gonna save the Crystal of Life,
but I got high.
I was gonna use my little knife,
but I was high.
Now Kuja has destroyed all life, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(10)I was gonna be her guardian,
untill I got high.
I was gonna help her to kill Sin,
but I was high.
Now Yevon STILL rules the world, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(FFT)I wasn't gonna wear purple pants,
but I was high.
I was gonna stop my bro's stupid rants,
but I got high.
Now Altima's got Delita whipped, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
(ME)I was gonna play my PS2,
but then I got high.
I was gonna play Final Fantasy's through,
but I was high.
Now I've sold it all to get high, and I know why!
Yay-hey! Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high,
la-da-da-da-dadada,
