A/N: Okay, so this is my first fanfic! Or rather, trollfic. So it is meant to be bad. So it'so based of of one of my OCs, Night, who's description is hiding somewhere on my profile. I mean, the story is not his story. His actual story will be posted later. Okay, we clear?
Okay, now let's get this show started!
Chapter One: The Prophecy!
Once upon a time, Bluestar saw the most important prophecy in the history of cats. She leaned forward, nearly keeling over into the lake, and saw a tabby cat kill 40 foxes, 99,999,999,999,999,999 buzzards, 300 beavers, and 3.141592653589793238462 badgers. She gasped! "GASP! THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PROPHECY THAT IT MUST BE STATED TWICE IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH!" Whitestorm freaked out and threw up ten sparrows. "Should we tell a medicine cat or keep it a secret?" Lionheart ran towards them. Bluestar thought for 3.141592653589793238462 seconds. "Let's keep it a secret. The cat might not become so violent." Whitestorm drank 3.141592653589793238462 gigantic cups of espresso and had a heart attack. Firestar ate his corpse because he was corrupted by Mapleshade. Tigerstar murdered Firestar.
Brokenstar was evil, so he told Jayfeather that there would be a cat who could kill 40 foxes, 99,999,999,999,999,999 buzzards, 300 beavers, and 3.141592653589793238462 badgers. Jayfeather freaked out as he realized that one of his and Ambergaze's kits must be the one in the prophecy. I mean, a lot of Mary Sues are kits of Jayfeather. Take Starkit, for example. Jayfeather loves all of his nonexistent kits.
Lionheart hesitantly padded towards Bluestar. "Hey, Brokenstar just told Jayfeather about the prophecy."
Hope you liked it! Tell me how I can improve through reviews, please! Also, I can add your OC's in too. I love line breaks!
