I should really stop writing so many stories when I still have to finish my other ones...
This story is in First Person POV and it's my first shot at it. Hopefully, it's not too bad!
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Ugh. What the hell? I have a killer headache.
I open my eyes slowly, because it seems even the light makes the pain worsen. I realize at that moment I am lying down, on a floor presumably (no shit).
Whoa...why don't I remember anything on how I got like this? That's never happened to me in all my life, and from what I know, it's not supposed to. Well now that I think about it, I'm not supposed to get headaches either. I'm a superior being! I don't get ill or some other stupid human-like ailment because I'm not weak like they are. Sure, I feel pain when someone's directly attacking me, but that's it. Everything is really damn screwy and I have no idea on how to explain. Did I pass out?
No, that can't be right! Homunculi are not supposed to faint!
Alright, Envy, think hard. What is the last thing you remember? I blink once, twice, as my vision was blurry (oddly enough).
I was running...no, not running, I was dodging a sword and ended wrapping my arm-turned-snake around the Xingnese idiot's neck. That's right, the two Elric brother had kidnapped Gluttony and I was sent by Father to go retrieve him. As always, I'm sent to do the damn dirty work. *Sigh* Okay, focus. After threatening him, I changed my other arm to a blade and the damn bastard kicked dirt in my eyes (the next time I see him, I'll personally wring his little neck). Then, he cut off my arm WHICH HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH I SHOULD ADD!
I fell, we fought some more, yadda yadda, he CUT OFF MY LEG and I'm on the floor screaming in pain like any normal homunculus (and human) would. I see him hovering above me and I'm about to switch to the dark-haired xingnese girl and then...
Nothing. Nada. Zip. I'm here in this place. I am now conscious enough to see my surroundings well and deduce that I am in a large mansion. Have I ever been here before? It doesn't seem familiar, and we homunculi do pride ourselves on having impeccable memory...well for starters. I think it's time for me to get up now. I position my arms under me, pushing up from the floor in a crouching position, and slowly straighten my knees so I'm standing up fully.
Now that I am fully aware, a whole lot of conflicting thoughts are running through my mind. Did the pipsqueak find out a way to knock out homunculi by using alchemy? Or did I just use up too much of my philosopher's stone in a short time? I hardly doubt it's the second one since I've used up A LOT more souls in a shorter time and this never happened. Maybe the Xingnese prince had some foreign substance or techniques that affects us and I didn't even notice I was being contaminated. He does have this weird form of alchemy, called alkahestry, and probably did something when he kicked the dirt in my eyes! HOLY SHIT, HE POISONED THE DIRT! Wait, can dirt be poisoned?
FUCK! I reaally don't like this! My eyes are quickly darting from object to object in the immense living room. Hopefully, one of them will give a clue and I'll find out where the HELL I am. This guessing game is getting real old. If the dumb prince did do something, then shouldn't he be here, smirking his hateful grin?
"EnvyEnvyEeeeeeenvy!"
A shrill childish voice suddenly assaults my eardrums and I swivel to the origin of the annoying noise, which was the opposite direction of where I was currently walking to. I don't even get the chance to fully turn around when two fleshy discolored arms wrap themselves around my waist. What...the...HELL? Immediately, I flinch almost violently at the foreign contact and raise my arms up, wrenching my body away. But these two arms seem locked together, intent on not letting go and I get the intense urge to kill whoever is hugging me.
Who the fuck?I look around me and see nothing in sight... "Envy!" I hear the same boyish voice call my name. Then it occurs to me to look down.
There is a boy, around 9 or 10, staring right at me, and I immediately notice his strange looks. He has wild long black hair, purple eyes, and it looks to be a mismatched arm and leg. Barefoot, like me. Actually, his outfit kind of resembles mine. Black shorts, a midriff-showing dark t-shirt, and he has the creepiest smile I've ever seen. His teeth are even pointed! What a weirdo. I realize that he still is attached to me like some parasite and I immediately shove him away. I should have killed the little brat but the urge to spill blood was already long gone.
"You're finally home! Master's pretty mad, but it's okay 'cus momma said she'll forgive you!" The boy speaks again, his smile widening and his eyes shining like if I was his long-lost brother or something.
What the fuck.
I practically burn a hole through his head with my eyes, trying to intimidate him but it doesn't seem to be working. He seems happy and hyper as a normal child would, like if I just told him I was going to give him a puppy.
He's obviously retarded.
"Who the hell are you?" I finally speak to the little cockroach. His smile is wiped from his face the minute the words are out of my mouth. Then his eyes grow furious. "Don't do that! I hate it when you start playing your games with me, Envy! They're always so mean! "
This entire situation is so ridiculous that I end up cackling at his little angry expression. His eyes grow wide as if he finally realizes who he's messing with. I suddenly stop with my evil laugh in order to scare him (it always works with humans) and narrow my eyes like I'm visualizing his murder with delight. Which, by the way, I kind of am.
"I'll say this again, and this time you'll answer me. Who the FUCK are you, and how the HELL do you know my name?"
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I'm on the ground.
When did I end up on the ground?
I open my eyes and I almost choke on my own spit at the sight. This...stranger has a sword over his head, aiming straight for my chest with this determined look in his squinty eyes. It's dark, I'm in pain, and this guy I never met before is trying to kill me. I already feel my mood turning sour. I immediately roll to the side, narrowly avoiding the blade. Who the hell is attacking me? In an instant, I do a back flip and stand on my feet, getting a good look at the guy.
He was...strange to say the least. Weird outfit, that's for sure, black hair tied up in a low ponytail, and his features looked foreign. He definitely wasn't from here. "Don't run from me,homunculus!" He yells at me, brandishing his sword like an almighty fool and I can't help but smirk. If he's out looking for me, then dammit , he will find me. The last thing I'll be doing right now is running.
"Today you die foreigner. " I answer, grinning at him cockily. He growls and charges at me with the sword aiming at my side. Stupid mistake. Before he even gets close to me, I already have him beat. I do an areal, moving my knee to my chest, readying my leg. With a swift powerful round house kick, I send him flying about 10 feet, hands clutching at his abdomen in pain. He seemed shocked by my movement and I grin at the unease his pursed lips show.
Then his normally squinty eyes turn wide. "Your chi...it has shifted. What have you done, homunculus? How did you get rid of the hundreds of screaming souls in your body?"
What the hell is this asshole talking about? I'll beat the stupid out of him. Before he can speak again, I'm moving again to him so fast he can't even react and knee him in the gut. By instinct, he lashed out with a mildly accurate (and pretty impressive I might add) punch but I easily dodge his pathetic attack before round housing him again directly in the face. Ha! The face of pure shock and confusion is absolutely invigorating to me! It's like he doesn't even know what to do anymore. And here I am thinking, I will actually get a challenge today.I move in on him again, arm turned blade this time, aiming for the kill and he senses that his life might actually be in danger so he begins to make a run for it. The hypocrite! I grin madly at him, taking the challenge of the chase.
"Don't run from me, human!" I state mockingly, blade shining occasionally in the moonlight.
"ENVY!" I hear a familiar voice and suddenly I'm tackled by this huge armor. Fucking Alphonse...which means that BASTARD'S kid is here too. I grin so wide it almost hurts. Well, this just turns out to be better and better! I think I will end up killing THREE idiots today! I punch right at Alphonse's helmet, which of course sends it flying a good 20 feet from here and startles the dumb younger brother. He brings an iron arm around my body, which hinders my movements quite a bit so I struggle for a minute or two.
"What's going on Ling?! I thought you could handle him!" I hear Edward's voice yelling. Then I hear the foreigner speak.
"I was handling him just fine! But...something happened to him!"
"What the hell do you mean something happened to him!?" Ed asked as frustrated as ever. As this point in time, I break away from Alphonse's grip by actually RIPPING out the fucker's arm from it's metal socket (how I wish it was a flesh-and-blood body!) and start looking for the older Elric.
"His chi isn't the same, and his fighting techniques all of the sudden turned very different-ED WATCH OUT!"
STUPID FUCKING FOREIGNER! Edward dodged just in time, and I was just about to stab him! Oh, but he will die...
"What-the.."Edward looked at me with wild lost orbs, like if he barely met me, dodging each attack I made on him. I gotta give him credit though, so far he's dodged all of them. What seems strange as of right now is that he hasn't tried to attack back. By this time, he should already be doing something, not just defending himself. After all , he is a reckless idiot. A reckless stupid bastard idiot who deserves to die... just like his father. Now I'm angrier than ever, and this little pipsqueaks going to know what real pain feels like! I can hear an annoying voice in the back of my head, Dante's voice telling me to not do it, I was going to mess with her perfect plans but as of right now, I don't give a fuck.
This time, I manage to cut him on his arm, and he hisses in pain like the pussy he really is and looks at me again with his feral golden eyes. I growl. Stupid Edward, looking so much like Hoheinheim.
How dare he have him when I COULDN'T?!
"Envy, what are you doing?! I'm a sacrifice!" Edward choked out, as he gripped his bleeding arm in shock, like if he couldn't believe what I did to him. Sacrifice...yeah I'll personally sacrifice him in front of his father if that's what he means. Heh! He thought THAT was bad?! I hear Alphonse approaching behind me and before he can do anything to defend his precious brother, I do a high back flip so I end up behind him and punch straight into his armor, leaving a gaping hole right in the middle. He gasps as he felt how fucking close that was to his blood seal and I hear Edward scream out for his brother. I start laughing hysterically, maniacally even for my standard.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was wrong after all!" The three boys all look at me, eyes full of fear, confusion, and most predominantly shock. Both of my arms have turned into extra-sharp blades and I grin toothily.
"Tonight, you are ALL going to die."
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