Hey thanks for reading! Just a quick note, since ff doesn't allow for strikeout text anything underlined I ask you view as such. That's all.

Also anything written is parenthesis is Dark Pit.


Dear journal!

I found out Link had a journal(because you're a stalker) and I thought that I would make a journal. But mine will be cooler than his(yeah right. You're just a lame fanboy)! Oh yeah! And Dark Pit was nice enough(you blackmailed me!) to offer to write for me because I can't write… or read because I'm an illiterate idiot!

Hm. What do you usually write about in journals? (Are you kidding me?) Oh yeah! Today Lady Palutena told me that my sword techniques are improving! (She lied.) She even told me that I could probably beat Link now! ...Probably… (Not even a chance.)

Hey Dark Pit, you're typing a lot when I'm not even talk

Anyway journal, I'll write in you later(you're not even the one writing!).

Signing off!

Pit (and the amazing Dark Pit)