Disclaimer: The following is a fan parody to the popular Christmas Song Jingle Bells. I do not own Fairy Tail or anything associated. All rights are Hiro Mashima's.
Queue Jingle Bells Music
Fairy Tail's the best guild in all the land,
If you don't agree, I'll help you understand.
Once my song is done, if there still is any doubt
I guess it can't be helped, I'll just have to knock you out.
Oh, Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail
Levy loves to read.
When Gajeel is near it's clear,
Just what her body needs.
Oh Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail
Lexus got kicked out
Shit went down, he came around
He just needed a time-out.
All throughout the guild, one thing everybody knows
Natsu brings the heat everywhere he goes.
This dragon slayer's fist packs a burning punch
But motion sickness hits him hard and makes him lose his lunch.
Oh Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail
Erza's hair is red
She loves her strawberry cake
Don't touch it or you're dead.
Oh Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail
Lucy is a tease.
She swings her hips and curls her lips
to get some new gate keys.
Juvia's in love and everybody knows
She spends a lot of time watching Gray take off his clothes
Her heart cannot be swayed, passion's coursing through her veins
She's so obsessed to marry him, it boarders on insane.
((There could be more as I create new verses but for now that's it. Leave a review if you like it!))
