Disclaimer: The following is a fan parody to the popular Christmas Song Jingle Bells. I do not own Fairy Tail or anything associated. All rights are Hiro Mashima's.


Queue Jingle Bells Music

Fairy Tail's the best guild in all the land,

If you don't agree, I'll help you understand.

Once my song is done, if there still is any doubt

I guess it can't be helped, I'll just have to knock you out.

Oh, Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail

Levy loves to read.

When Gajeel is near it's clear,

Just what her body needs.

Oh Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail

Lexus got kicked out

Shit went down, he came around

He just needed a time-out.

All throughout the guild, one thing everybody knows

Natsu brings the heat everywhere he goes.

This dragon slayer's fist packs a burning punch

But motion sickness hits him hard and makes him lose his lunch.

Oh Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail

Erza's hair is red

She loves her strawberry cake

Don't touch it or you're dead.

Oh Fairy Tail, Fairy Tail

Lucy is a tease.

She swings her hips and curls her lips

to get some new gate keys.

Juvia's in love and everybody knows

She spends a lot of time watching Gray take off his clothes

Her heart cannot be swayed, passion's coursing through her veins

She's so obsessed to marry him, it boarders on insane.

((There could be more as I create new verses but for now that's it. Leave a review if you like it!))