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Chapter 1: The Girl with Pink hair
"Hn, what the hell?" The blond missing-nin said looking down at the ground with his eyebrow raised slightly. He bent down to look at it closer. He reached down and touched it, bringing his finger up to his face, and looked at it with curiosity. "Blood?" He rub it together showing the red crimson color. Indeed the strange liquid was blood. But the question is, who's blood was it?
"Deidara-senpai! Come see, come see what Tobi found!" A voice called to Deidara. He looked and saw his orange masked partner, Tobi yelled waving at him from behind a bush. Deidara looked at him and sighed as he walked slowing towards him while dragging his feet. When he approach he saw two feet behind a bush. He walked closer and glanced behind the bush, the feet lead up to a female body. The body was covered with cuts and brushes freshly made. Her clothes were torn, most likely from some weapons.
"I wonder what happened to her." Tobi said moving closer to the girl, tilting his head and touching her blood stained cheek. She flinched at his touch. "SHE'S ALIVE!" He yelled, surprised.
Deidara looked down at the girl. She looked about the age of 17, her skin was pale under her injures. She had short, pink hair. A very unusual hair color for a shinobi. What kind of ninja has pink hair.
"What do we do Deidara-senpai?" He asked, looking up at his partner.
"Nothing." He said simply. "Come on Tobi. We're gonna be late. " Deidara said, turning around and walking away.
"We can't just leave her! Lets just bring her to the base and heal her!" Tobi yelled. "She needs us!" He put his hands together in a begging manner. "PLEASEE DEIDARA-SENPAI!
"Baka!" Deidara yelled as he whacked Tobi across the head. Tobi quickly grabbed his head in pain and whimpered a little. "Pein wouldn't like that at all! He'd probably kill her himself. She's probably better here, un."
"No she isn't! She'll die! Please! Tobi will hide her from him. She can be our little pet, or maid. We need a girls touch at home!" Tobi argued whining slightly.
"We have a girl at home remember? Konan!" The blond missing nin replied, putting his hands on his hips.
"Yeah, but, she's just like a boy. Shes just as lazy and messy as we are. Imagine, no more chores! She'd be our maid once she's all healed up!" Tobi suggested.
Deidara thought for a minute, his face lighting up. The sound of no chores had a good ring to it.
"Fine. Do what you want." He said, giving in with a sigh. "But, I don't have anything to do with this. Got it?"
"Yes! YAY!" Tobi yelled in pure joy, than lifting the girl up carefully, holding her bridal style.
Deidara reached in his pocket and pulled out some clay. His hand chewed it carefully and spit it back out, showing it's creation. A beautifully shaped clay bird. Deidara dropped it to the ground, and it enlarged into a bigger bird. It's wing fell to the ground in front of the two Akatsuki members. Deidara walked up it, with Tobi quickly following after him with the mysterious pink haired girl. Deidara took a seat at the head of the bird, and Tobi sat down next to him, laying the girl down and resting her head on his lap. He looked down at the pretty girl he found. He brushed her hair away from her face. "Don't worry, Tobi will take good care of you." He said as they flew off towards the Akatsuki hideout.
In the quiet hallways of the Akatsuki hideout lurched a mysterious orange-masked man. He slowly looked down the hallway. Quickly and quietly he did a ninja roll around the corner towards his destination. He searched his surroundings for a hint of activity. Quiet as a mouse, he listened. As no sound was heard, he giggled quietly to himself and tiptoed back to the place he had come from. On the ground, laid a girl. The girl was unconscious still and made no sound. Which was a good thing for him. Tobi smiled underneath his mask, and gently picked the woman up. He took a quick glance down the hallway again before heading into his room.
Once inside the safety of his room, he let out a deep sigh. No one had caught him, thankfully. If they had, he would be in a lot of trouble. The Akatsuki doesn't take well to strangers. Intruders would be killed on the spot, and Tobi, for bring her there, would face a punishment he could not imaging.
Now, he had the beautiful pink haired girl to himself. Of course, what he planned wasn't anything unholy or wrong. Tobi was what you'd call 'Innocent'. He, "had the thoughts of a child", as Deidara had once put it, and others came to the same conclusion.
Tobi carefully place the girl on his comfy bed. He pranced to his bathroom and took out some bandages. She was injured, not really that badly, but enough she needed treatment. Now, Tobi himself was no medical-ninja, but, he did know she was hurt, and luckily he also knew how to patch her up. He went to the girl and undressed her. She was left in her undergarments as he carefully cleaned, and patched her all up. He smiled at his work and keeled next to his bed. He put his hands on his chin and stared at the girl, wondering to himself when she will wake up.
Meanwhile, Deidara had gone to the Akatsuki living room and sat down with a cool beverage. The mission he and Tobi had gone on was a long one, and he had needed some time to relax. He took a sip of his drink trying to relax, but something was bugging him. He just couldn't get that stupid pink haired girl out of his head. He didn't know why. He shouldn't care about her. She was just going to be Tobi's play thing till he got bored with it. Sorta like a pet or something. But thoughts about her filled his head. Thoughts like, who was she? How did she get hurt? Was she a shinobi? What village was she from?
He thought deeply to himself. So deep, he didn't even notice someone enter the room.
Kisame was a member of the Akatsuki as well. He had entered the room and looked at Deidara. He took note at Deidara's face, and how deep in thought he was. This was quite unusual for Deidara to be sitting there deep in thought. He usually went to his room when he had to think. Kisame pushed aside that fact, and walked up to Deidara. "Hey Deidara," He said, getting Deidara's attention.
"What?" Deidara snapped, turning his head quickly at Kisame, irritated that he was interrupted in his trying to relax state.
Kisame raised an eyebrow, but just ignored Deidara's snappiness and asked what he wanted to ask. "Do you know where Tobi is? I haven't seen him since you guys got back, and I need to tell him that it's his turn to wash the dishes."
At the mention of Tobi, Deidara glared at him. "I don't know!" He yelled. "I'm not his keeper, un!"
Kisame glared. "Sorry for asking." He said and turned around.
What crawled up his ass and died? He thought to himself as he walked away.
Once Kisame left, Deidara sighed.
Deidara sighed in relief as Kisame stomped off. He sat there for a moment, and took a sit of his drink. Than, another thought crossed his mind. If Kisame was looking for Tobi, the next place he'd look would be Tobi's room. And inside Tobi's room would be the stupid pink haired girl. And if Kisame went in the room and saw her, he'd surely tell Pein. Than, Tobi would stupidly say he was involved (which of course, he wasn't), and he could get in trouble.
He stood up quickly, leaving the comfy couch and headed to Tobi's room. Once he got there, he sighed in relief as Kisame was no where to be found. Deidara grunted and knocked on his door. Quietness was his reply. He glared at the door and knocked again, this time louder. Still no answer. Deidara knew he was in there. Where else could he be? "TOBI! ITS ME! OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!" He yelled and slammed his fist down harder on the door. Still, no answer. "UGH!" He screamed went to open the door. It was locked but that didn't stop him. He took his foot and kicked the door open, yelling. "Tobi I'm going to-" He stopped yelling once he looked at the girl, the covers covering her, sitting up in Tobi's bed, looking at him.
Deidara blushed and quickly searched for Tobi. The orange-masked ninja was no where in sight.
Where the hell is the little brat?
The girl brushed her bangs out of her face and started intensely at him. Finally she asked quietly, "Who are you?"
Deidara blushed and turned his head to the side. "Er, uh, ummm,"
"Do I know you?"
He turned back and looked at the pink-haired girl. He raised an eyebrow as he noticed the confused expression she held. He didn't answer her question. He didn't know how to. Was she crazy or something?
"Uh, I'm sorry, but it seems...I don't remember anything, at all." She said looking down at the blankets that covered her.
"You don't remember who you are? What your name is?" Deidara asked, walking closer to her. She shook her head no.
"All I remember is waking up here, all alone. Then you walked in yelling. You where looking for someone?" She asked, tilting her head.
"Uhhh, yeah, I was.."
"Does he know who I am?" She asked, trying to find information on who she was. It's hard not knowing anything about yourself. She didn't even know her own name! She clenched onto the blankets and stared at the blond man who had entered the room, waiting for him to reply.
"I... Don't think so."
"O-oh.." she said sadly, tears filling up in her eyes.
"SHES AWAKE!" A voice yelled. They both turned around to see an orange masked man run in. He went up to her and looked at her, then at Deidara. "Deidara-senpai, your so mean. You made her cry! What did you say?"
"WHAT! I didn't do shit! Stop assuming things! She lost her goddamn memory, un!" He yelled, and glared at Tobi. "Where the hell were you?"
"Tobi went to get medicine and water." He said, showing a bottle of pills and a tall glass of water.
Deidara rolled his eyes. "Whatever, you're here now, so I'm leaving." He said, leaving the room and slamming the door behind him.
Tobi tilted his head in confusion at Deidara's strange behavior, but he quickly turned his attention to the girl sitting in his bed. "Tobi's SO glad your awake!" Tobi yelled, running over to her. He giggled happily as he sat down next to her. "How are you feeling?" He asked.
She smiled awkwardly at the strange man. "Um, my head hurts, but that's about it." She said.
"Tobi knew that would happen. That's why he got you this!" Tobi handed her the drink.
"T-thank you." She said softly, taking a sip. Tobi got out a couple of pills.
"For your head." He said, handing them to her. She smiled politely and took them.
There was a couple seconds of quietness as Tobi starred at the girl. "You don't remember anything?" He asked, tilting his head. "Not even your name?"
"No... I do not." She frowned and looked down. Tobi smiled and patted her back.
"It's okay! Tobi will find out who you are!"
"T-thanks so much!." She said and blushed. =
"Hmmmmmm, but we need a name in the meantime." Tobi said, thinking. He stared off into space. He wasn't really sure what to call her. He took at quick glance at her, and saw her short pink hair. "OH! I got it! How bout Pinky! Cause of your pink hair. Plus, its cute, just like you!" Tobi yelled.
Pinky smiled and blushed. "Yeah, sure."
"You hungry? Cause Tobi is! Be right back, Tobi's gonna get some food for us!" Tobi yelled, hoping off the bed. "You have to stay here. If anyone else other than Tobi and Deidara-sama knows your here, bad things will happen!" Tobi said and ran out the door. He fixed it and put it back in place. He shut it, while saying, "Be right back."
Bad things? Pinky thought to herself, raising an eyebrow. She just sat there not knowing what to do. The orange-masked ninja had disappeared, and she was left alone once again in this strange environment. She sighed and stood up. She slowly walked around the room, holding the blankets to cover herself. A couple of minutes passed, and a loud knock made Pinky jump. She gasped a little, and looked at the door.
"Tobi? Are you there!" A man's voice yelled, pounding hard on the door.
Pinky didn't know what to do. And, she had to admit she was a little scared. Tobi's words echoed in her head.
If anyone else other than Tobi or Deidara-sama knows your here, bad things will happen!
She knew it wasn't Tobi. Or that Deidara person she met earlier. What should she do? Should she hide?
"TOBI!" Kisame yelled from behind the door. He growled in annoyance, and banged harder.
"Yes?" Tobi said, approaching Kisame. "Do you need something from Tobi Kisame-sama?"
Kisame looked at the orange masked man with an eyebrow raised. He than glared. "Where on EARTH have you been?"
Tobi shrugged. "Tobi was in his room. Then in the kitchen to get some food." Tobi explained, showing Kisame the food.
Kisame looked down at his hands. "That's a lot of food for just one person."
"Tobi's VERY hungry." He said, nodding and than rubbing his belly.
"Uh-huh. Well anyway, I just wanted to tell you. Its your day to do the dishes."
"Alright! Tobi will do them after he eats!" Tobi yelled slowly opening his door, making sure Kisame couldn't see inside. Once Kisame walked away, Tobi opened the door all the way and went in. He looked at his bed, but the pink-haired girl was gone. "Pinky?" He said quietly. "It's Tobi." He set the food on his bed and started searching his room.
"Tobi-san, Under here!" Pinky called from under the bed. "I-I'm stuck." Blushing like crazy out of embarrassment, she tried to wiggle herself out, but failed.
"OH!" Tobi yelled running to her side. "Why are you under there?"
"I-I was afraid that that guy would open the door and see me there. So I hid."
"I see, well Tobi will get you out." He said leaning in and grabbing her hands gently and started pulling.
Deidara was in his room, laying down on his bed. He stared up at the ceiling. He sighed and closed his eyes, picturing that woman in his head. She was strange, indeed. Why didn't she remember anything? Was it because of that head wound she had? Maybe she hit her head.
He sat up and stretched. Than he stood up and headed back to Tobi's room. He shouldn't have stormed out like that. Deidara really needed to learn to control his temper. It was a problem of his.
He was almost to Tobi's room when he saw Kisame coming down the hall from Tobi's room. Deidara's heart stopped for a moment.
I hope he didn't discover the girl! He thought as Kisame walked passed him.
He quickly rushed to Tobi's door, but when he went to open it he heard talking, so being the noisy person he was, he listened in. The voices were low, but loud enough for him to hear. He pressed his ear against the door.
"OW, ow, ow, ow! Tobi-san, it hurts!" He heard the girl yell. He widened his eyes in shock. He shook it off. Tobi wouldn't do anything like what Deidara was thinking, right?
"It's okay, it'll all be over soon. Just keep moving." Tobi said with a huff.
Deidara blushed. He pictured Tobi doing very naughty things to the defensless girl. He couldn't help it with the way it sounded. He didn't believe it though. Tobi couldn't do that. Deidara doughted that Tobi even knew about things like that.
While in his thoughts, he heard the girl cry out. He glared and swung the door open. "TOBI!" He yelled, looking for the two.
"Deidara-senpai?" He heard Tobi say. He looked down, and to his horror, he saw Tobi ontop of the Girl. The girl's shirt was pulled up, and her panties were showing. He turned red, ran over to them, pushed Tobi off the girl and lifted him in the air. "What the HELL are you doing?" He yelled.
Tobi struggled while Deidara held him. "Ouch, Deidara-senpai!"
"NO! You're a pervert! I didn't think you were like that!"
"W-what are you talking about!"
"Hey! Put him down!" Pinky yelled, standing up. Deidara turned and looked at her.
"B-but I thought-" He said, confused.
"I said, put him down!" She glared. Deidara raised an eyebrow, but slowly put Tobi down. Tobi gasped for air and Pinky ran to his side. "Are you okay Tobi-san?" She asked. Tobi nodded. She then looked up at Deidara. "Why on earth did you do that?"
Deidara backed away and blushed. He rubbed the back of his head. "I, uh, umm,"
"It's that ALL you ever say! Hmmm?" She yelled.
Deidara got mad and glared. "NO! Shut up! I thought he was doing something perverted to you! So I was trying to help!"
Pinky got a surprised look on her face. "Really?" She asked.
Deidara blushed and rubbed the back of his head. He wasn't sure himself why he had helped the girl.
"AW! Deidara-sama's blushing!" Tobi yelled, pointing at him. He giggled slightly.
"AM NOT!" He snapped.
"You SO are!" Tobi laughed.
"I SAID-!" Deidara yelled, but than was interupted by a loud knocking. They all jumped a little and looked at the door.
"Shh!" Deidara whispered.
They stayed quiet, but the knocking continued. Tobi stood up and walked over to the door. "Who is it!" He yelled with a little tune.
"Itachi." The voice said from behind the door. Both Deidara's and Tobi's eyes widened.
"Who's that?" Pinky whispered, standing up.
"SHUT UP!" Deidara yelled quietly.
"Open this door...now." Itachi said from behind the door.
"A-alright!" Tobi looked at Deidara and Pinky. "We need to hide her." He said to Deidara in a worried voice. "Itachi can't find out!"
"Where?" Deidara asked, looking around the room. "Shit."
"My closet." Tobi suggested, pointing to a door by his bed.
"Hn, Okay." He said, grabbing Pinky's arm and pulled her into the closet with him. He shut the door softly, and waited for Tobi to open the door.
"Hello Itachi-sama! What brings you here?" Tobi asked, tilting his head to the side.
"Cut the act Tobi. Who's in there with you and Deidara?" Itachi asked.
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