20 ways to annoy Lord Beckett

Slap him in the face for no reason or if he says a sexist comment.

sing 7 things by Miley Cyrus constantly when he is being horrible towards you

smash his fine china

hide his Brandy somewhere and tell him alcohol is bad for him

when he's going to be at a meeting write on his cheek "I love Captain Jack Sparrow" ( preferably when he is asleep before the meeting)

when he is in his office run around his office like you are insane

get one of his guns and point it in his face

get all his fan girls to follow him EVERYWHERE

write him a love letter and sign it from either Mercer or Captain Jack Sparrow

make him watch Titanic

have constant mood swings and tell him "hey its PMS deal with it"

make him buy you dresses constantly

make him get you a drink and when he says something funny spit the drink out on his carpet or floor or his face

run to his room in the middle of the night and scream so that you scare him and say " sorry bad dream"

pretend to faint in public so he has no choice but to catch you (as being a gentleman)

make him sing sweet transvestite in one of the costumes that Frank'n furter wears

sing Kicking and Screaming by Miley Cyrus when he doesn't do what you tell him to do

hide the heart of Davy Jones somewhere you can think of

hide somewhere in his office then when he's there jump out and hopefully you would've scared him

Grab one of his legs and refuse to let go until he marries you.