-1my catch phrase is no one loves you and your adopted and hahaha.

This story is by the stickman king.

A real ninja

A real ninja has lot's of weapons

Naruto: hay sakura ping pang ping

Pined to a tree naruto: what I do.

A real ninja has a cool theme songs.

Naruto: when you walk away you don't hear me say:

Sora: that's my theme song. bang

A real ninja has cat like reflexes maybe dead cat like reflexes. im sorry I couldn't think of any thing so if you have a thing you think would fit write a review.

Real ninja's have catch phrases

Naruto: 2,5 2,5 bunny, bunny, bunny

Sakura: shut up naruto or I will kill.

Real ninjas run away fast and cooly

Naruto: sexy jutsu

Sakura: what the hell are you doing

Female naruto: nothing

Real ninja's do nothing

Itachi: sasuke pass me a beer

Sasuke: sure bro

Itachi: what im going to kill you sasuke

IF THIS SUCKS THEN WRITE A REVIEW I WAS REALLY TIRED WHEN I MADE IT SO HAHAHA IM THE STICK MAN KING