"What in all of Hell is THIS!" Red screamed.

He, the other four swords, and Shadow were all huddled around a strange device's screen. They had found it in Zelda's room after Red had 'accidently' lit Shadow's and Green's tunics on fire. In an act of desperation as he tried to hide from the extremely pissed Shadow and slightly enraged Green, he had slipped into Zelda's room.

That's were Red found the device.

On her dresser in the farthest corner of the room, its screen still glowing and flickering with light, there it was. After poking and prodding it, he found that by moving an oddly shaped object an arrow moved across the screen. Also words were written across it, and if he 'scrolled' down on a wheel object on the other object the words moved up to reveal more.

Red had just started to read what was on the screen when the still pissed Shadow, angry Green, neutral Blue, and happy but worried Vio entered the room. Shadow was about to beat the, well as he told the others as the searched for Red, "The shit out of that stupid pyromaniac." Red turned around a look of pure disgust on his face.

"What in all of Hell is THIS!"

With that said he spun back around and began telling the others what he had read.

"Okay, so here is the deal, Blue and I are supposed to be gay together, and Shadow and Vio are supposedly gay together…. Oh and of course they would make Green straight."

The boys read the story of forbidden romance with horror, well all except Vio and Green. Green was fine because he was straight and in the story Zelda became his. Vio was fighting with his inner feelings mostly because he was a touch gay… fine a lot gay.

"I mean me and Blue would never kiss each other right? Also I seem way to girly, way to girly in this. Where is the FIRE!" Red continued his rants while the others just kept silent.

Finally after a moment Blue spoke, with in case you didn't know is very rare, "I don't think that we're gay right Vio?"

Vio's head shot up, "Ummm…. Yeah…. Ha… ha…." The others gave him a strange look, and then just dismissed it thinking this sort of thing was over his head.

"Oh, goddesses no…," whispered Shadow. "What?" Shadow was literally shaking with rage. "They made me… with Red…. Dear goddesses no…"

Red leaped up and held his fire rod above his head, "DAMN IT ALL YOU STUPID THING I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F…"

At that moment Zelda walked through the door and stood in plain shock at the Four Swords and Shadow. Her eyes wondered from the blushing Vio, the silent yet clearly upset Blue, the disgusted Green, the nearly about to throw up Shadow, and Red stopped midway from breaking the device to bits.

"Why are you guys messing with my computer, and what is it that you're READING!" She stormed over and quickly turned off the screen on the computer.

"Zelda," Green started. "You need to get rid of that 'computer', it has things on it that are not true about us at all. I mean that story it has…"

"Oh, I know what's in the story, for you see I wrote it," Zelda said with clear pride in her work. "I was on and I decided to write about how you guys seeeemmm…. Hey where are you going?"

The four swords walked out of the room not even looking back. Blue wanted to go to the library to see if writing those sorts of things were legal. Green headed towards the practice field to think about what happened, while Vio went to go write his feelings down in his pink, sparkly notebook. Shadow and Red went to go scheme how to break the computer without being caught.

That day the Four Swords and Shadow learned that something's shouldn't be read, especially if a certain princess wrote it.