Merry Christmas! Because today is Christmas, I will give you an exclusive one-shot! Note: No cursing in my reviews! Why my one-shot kept getting them?!
Bonnie looked at his present from Santa, which is a name-changer. He felt great because people kept calling him a gay bunny, or a trans. Now, though, he can name himself something awesome! He can't think of a name, though.
A kid walked by and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I need a new name," Bonnie replied.
"What is your name?" The kid asked.
"Bonnie."
"Are you transgender, mister?"
"NO!"
"Okay," The kid sat and think. "I will name you BARNEY!"
Bonnie's name is changed to Barney. Bonnie died.
The end.
