STAR FOX 64, Homestar style

Here are some pictures to help you:

Great Fox: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/renders/greatf.jpg

Arwing: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/renders/starfox12.jpg

Corneria (and the robot who pushes buildings):

The Lylat System: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/renders/lylat.jpg

(Corneria is the blue planet on the lower left)

Laser Upgrade: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/screens/laserupgrade.jpg

(The green thing with the letter: L (The rabbit who is talking is Peppy, who Coach Z plays))

Andross: http:www.arwing.host.sk/gallery/albums/sf64/renders/starfox12.jpg

Chapter 1 – The Introduction, and Corneria

Characters in Chapter 1:

Fox McCloud: Homestar

Slippy: Homsar

Peppy: Coach Z

Falco: Strong Bad

General Pepper: Strong Sad

ROB 64: Grape Nuts Robot

Andross: Himself

The late James McCloud: Dangeresque Too?

Pigma: Sir Strong Bad (1936)

Location: I don't know!

Corneria, the fourth planet of the Lylat System. General Pepper had banished Andorss, a scientist of Corneria who threatened the planet, to the barren planet of Venom.

Five years later, it was confirmed that there was disrupting activity going on at Venom. General Pepper sent three men from the Star Fox team, Dangeresque Too?, Coach Z, and Sir Strong Bad, to investigate what's happening at Venom.

When they arrived at Venom, Sir Strong Bad betrayed the Star Fox team and joined Andross for money (some say Andross paid at least $100,000, but it was stolen from Pigma). Andross trapped Dangeresque Too? and Coach Z and killed Dangeresque Too? Coach Z was barely able to escape to Corneria to tell Homestar, Dangeresque Too?'s son, what happened to his father.

Years later, Andross declared war on the Lylat System. He took over the planets, one by one, until Corneria was the only planet remaining free. Now there is a new Star Fox team, Homestar Runner, Homsar, Coach Z, and Strong Bad, sent to stop Andross from taking over the Lylat System.

Location: Great Fox in space, in front of Corneria

"Now spell: Message from General Strong Sad," said the Grape Nuts Robot.

"Uh, we need your help Star Fox. Andross has declared war! If we don't stop his forces, he will take over Corneria! Oh no! We're going to die! Uh, we're going to die anyway!" cried General Strong Sad.

So Homestar, Homsar, Coach Z, and Strong Bad ran to their Arwings and flew to Corneria.

Location: Corneria

"Okay guys, uh, check your Z-Diffusers?" announced Homestar.

"It's G-Diffusors," corrected Coach Z.

"Wight! Wight! G-Diffusors!" said Homestar.

"DaAaAa! Lemonade is my tune!" said Homsar.

"Okay, so that must mean you'we okay," guessed Homestar.

"This is Coach Z, I'm a-ok!" reported Coach Z.

"This is Strong Bad. I'm fine," reported Strong Bad, wondering why he isn't the leader.

"Okay then, uh, let's go!" ordered Homestar.

Then the Arwings flew away to different spots on the ocean, but they kept close to each other. Homestar flew over some water when he saw an enemy in front of him. He shot a green laser at the enemy, killing it.

"Yay! I got a bulls-eye!" said Homestar.

Then two more enemies flew over the water. Homestar shot the two enemies. Then two enemies flew from behind him to in front of him. Homestar just shot the two enemies. Then three enemies came from the right and two from the left. They created a cross formation. Homestar killed them in one shot and got a Laser Upgrade.

"Yay! I got a lasew!" celebrated Homestar again.

Just then, Homsar flew by and an enemy flew behind him.

"Watch out little blue guy! Boogey's behind you!" warned Coach Z.

"DaAaAa! Ripe peaches never sing to wine!" cried Homsar.

The enemy shot two red lasers at Homsar's Arwing. One of them made contact, doing some damage. Homestar shot at the enemy with his new double laser, two green lasers.

"DaAaAa! Hey Jem Jem! I'm a cube!" thanked Homsar.

Then the Arwings approached land. Homestar managed to kill the five enemies behind him by accident while he was looking at the neat buttons in his Arwing.

"Ooh! What does this button do?" wondered Homestar.

Homestar "pressed" a red button to launch a bomb at four winged enemies in front of a building at the entrance of Cornerian City, killing them in one shot. Meanwhile, Strong Bad was observing the city.

"Hey! This is horrible! They might have destroyed my home! I still have emails to do, man! And snailmails! And Polish Emails, and watch TV, make some more Trogdor adventures..." said Strong Bad as he went on and on.

Then the Arwings flew through the city while killing enemies.

"Everybody stay alert!" announced Coach Z.

"Coach Z, that's just pointless to say! Nobody stays alert, especially Dumbstar and Dumb Midget," said Strong Bad.

"Wight," answered Homestar.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa!" answered Homsar

"I know, I just want to be involved in the jorb," confessed Coach Z.

"We all feel the same way. Jorb, how ridiculous. Coach Z has the worst accent ever. It would be nice if he added a few more syllables, like twenty. What's the next ridiculous thing... Oops, the radio's still on," said Strong Bad as he turned off his radio.

Then Homestar saw a Laser upgrade to the left of a building and a robot.

"Okay stupid, what should you do? Boost for the laser upgrade? Kill the robot? Crash?" asked Strong Bad.

"Uh, both!" answered Homestar.

Then Homestar shot at the robot. He killed it, but then the robot managed to push the building, making it start to fall. Homestar flew quickly and managed to get the Laser Upgrade before the building crashed onto him. Then he flew by a train.

"Ooh! The choo-choo!" said Homestar.

Homestar shot at the train accidentally with his new Hyper Laser, two blue lasers.

"Aw," moaned Homestar.

"You've got an ornomy on your toil!" warned Coach Z.

That was true. Two enemies were behind Homestar. They shot lasers that hit Homestar three times. But Homestar didn't pay attention to that. He paid attention to what Coach Z said about his tail, or toil.

"But I don't have one!" cried Homestar.

"I know, just use the broakes!" ordered Coach Z.

"Okay!" replied Homestar.

Homestar didn't use the brakes. He used the somersault by pressing the wrong button, making the enemies be in front of him.

"What the crap?!" cried Ship 1.

"Wasn't he supposed to use the brakes?" asked Ship 2.

"Must be a rookie," answered Ship 1.

"Watch out for that building!" warned Ship 2, not aware it was in danger as well.

"CRAP!" shouted Ship 1.

A robot made a building fall on the enemies, killing them. Homestar bombed the robot.

"Awesome man! You killed them in a unique way!" congratulated Strong Bad.

"Thanks Stwong Bad!" thanked Homestar.

"But I could've done that!" said Strong Bad.

"Yeah, you'we pwobably wight," answered Homestar.

Homestar flew by some robots and under a gate to get another bomb. Then he went through the Checkpoint, a blue ring with the word Checkpoint in the middle.

"Wow! Magic rings of Sauwon healed me!" said Homestar.

"What the crap are you talking about?" asked Strong Bad.

Suddenly, three enemies appeared behind Strong Bad, shooting him.

"Oh crap! These are the enemies that are going to kill me! Hey Homestar, help! If you do, I can take you to Sector Y! If not, I'll make you miserable for the rest of this trip!" shouted Strong Bad.

"What?" asked Homestar.

Will Homestar save Strong Bad so he can go to Sector Y? Or will Strong Bad go away for repairs and they have to go to Meteo Asteroid Fields? Stay tuned for the next chapter, Strong Bad's Fate, as well as the Boss's, and Mission's...