This is a BtVS/WWE crossover
Disclaimer: I don't own squat. Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon and et al. WWE belongs to the McMahons et al.
This is during RAW 09/13/04 and after Buffy season 7. No spoilers for Buffy and just some for RAW
Feedback: I would love to know what people think of this.
As Randy came through the curtains a beautiful young woman was there to greet him.
"Do you feel better now baby?" she asked.
"Yeah, much better. But I would feel even better if I still had my belt." Randy said bitterly.
"Well I got an idea on how to make you feel better." She said mischievously.
As Randy encircled Buffy within his arms he asked huskily "How?"
"Well lets head back to your locker room and get you cleaned up first." She said and gave him a quick kiss.
When they reached the room Buffy sat him down and slowly began to lick the icing off his chest, receiving encouraging moans to continue, but before they could go any further the T.V. playing in the background caught her eye. It was Bischoff setting Randy up in a handicapped match against the whole of Evolution. Buffy stopped what she was doing to watch what was happening and turned Randy's attention to the scene being played out.
"THAT RAT BASTARD!!!" Buffy cursed loudly, and began to curse Eric to the seventh level of hell.
Randy was silently fuming letting Buffy do all the yelling. He then turned to her and began calming her down. "It's okay, baby. I'll stay safe."
"You better or I WILL kick your ass." She pouted.
"And you better remember that you cannot come out no matter what happens." He said
"But...."
"No buts, you need to stay safe and not get hurt. Do it for me and for her." He said, gently placing a hand on her swollen belly. "If it's serious we can get Willow to heal me."
"I know, but I don't have to like it, Mr. Orton."
"Neither do I Mrs. Orton, neither do I."
Fastforward to the end of the show
As Randy, Shelton and Chris made it back stage, Randy found himself with an armful of Blonde hair.
Anxiously she asked if he was all right while checking for injuries. When he nodded yes and she was satisfied that he was fine she turned to the other two standing to the side and gave each a grateful hugs.
"Thank you so much guys. I don't know what I would have done if anything were to happen to him." Buffy said.
"Well after meeting you I can understand how Randy has changed and I couldn't let him get hurt when you need him the most." Chris said.
"Plus we couldn't have you stressed out too much, that little one of yours still has sometime before we're ready to meet her." Shelton added.
"I know, but still, Thanks." She said.
The quad split up and left for their locker rooms each person thinking that it's going to get even more interesting in the weeks to come.
Finis
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Stemaphie
