JK's World Collision With Reality

By joelenemalfoy

Another fanfic that has been written for a while. It's been sitting on my external hard drive for a while wondering if it will ever get used. Well today is the day. Please let me know if you would like the full story? Or should I just delete it from here and leave it on my hard drive.

Enjoy reading.


Chapter One

"Ok then let's do another take then."

Life on the Harry Potter sets were filled with kids, adults, laughter, music and more laughter. It was just another normal day on set for the cast.

Dan, Rupert and Emma had just come back from a week on night shoots in the Forest of Dean and were all tired and were back filming in the studios again.

Tom was in the stunts department brushing up on the stunts that were to filmed later on the in the week, plus getting his hair done again for the fifth time.

The twins James and Oliver had just had their hair dyed for the start of their shoots, they would start night shoots in two days' time.

"And CUT! That's a rap for today; see you all in the morning." The Director David Yates called.

The cast headed to their trailers to get changed and then head off to their hotels where they were staying whilst shooting.


"Harry please stop it."

"Come on I know that you love it."

"I know, but we're due at Potions in like ten minutes. Uncle Severus is gonna go nuts if we're not there."

"Aww Draco you are no fun." Harry popped his head up from under the covers.

Draco got up and quickly cast a cleansing charm on both himself and Harry and they both got dressed in their uniforms.

"Nice of you to join us Mr. Malfoy, Mr. Potter. You are only just five minutes late. Sit down at your desks. Oh and both of you swap your ties around, I didn't think you were a Gryffindor Mr. Malfoy." Severus Snape mentioned to the two late boys.

Draco looked down to see that he was in Harry's uniform which looked small on him and Harry was a little too big. They swapped their ties over and kept their cloaks on so that it would cover up the size mistake.

"Well the instructions are on the board, the cupboard is open to get your ingredients. You have just over an hour to complete the Draught of Living Death. Now get moving." Severus barked at the students and sat at his desk marking some of his first year homework that he had received last night.

Ron was sat at the front desk as the Golden Trio as they were called had split due to Harry falling in love with the 'ferret features' and Hermione with 'The Bat of the Dungeons'. So he had sat with his sister who was also upset that Harry was with the Slytherin Sex God.

Hermione was sat at the side of Harry with Draco at the other side of his lover. They all worked on the Draught of Living Death as the three of them would get it done faster together.

The potion was going great up till when Ron Weasley actually dropped something in their potion and both boys plus Hermione who was sat right side of them both didn't have time to duck as the potion exploded over them.

Once the fumes were cleared, Severus walked over to Draco and Harry's station to see that they had both disappeared along with his lover.

He got his wand out and cleared up all his classes cauldrons and dismissed his class all but Ron.

"Mr. Zabini, could you please go and fetch the Headmaster and Professor McGonagall for me please they all need to be informed as to what is happening." Severus told one of his students from his house.

"Yes sir." Zabini ran out and headed towards the Headmaster's office.

"You Mr. Weasley are in a lot of trouble."


It was the next day of filming, early in the morning. The cast had turned up and were in makeup for the day.

They were just about to start filming when a bright flash appeared just in front of Tom and Dan who were just about to film a scene.

Draco, Harry and Hermione all collapsed to the ground.

"I am going to kill that Weasel for adding that to our potion." Draco mentioned as he pushed Hermione off of him.

"Yeah so am I. You ok Dray?" Harry asked helping Draco up off the floor and also offering his hand to Hermione.

Tom and Dan just looked in shock to see people that looked like them dressed in the Hogwarts uniform, but Harry was wearing a Slytherin cloak that was too big and Draco was wearing a Gryffindor cloak that was small on him.

"Who the hell are you?" Dan asked the three people in front of him.

Harry turned around and came face to face with himself. Hermione and Draco looked too at the guy who sounded and looked like Harry.

"Never mind that, who are you?" Harry replied.

"I'm Daniel Radcliffe, but you look just like me and I know that I don't have twin brother around. Is this another prank? Ha-ha nice one Tom didn't think you had it in you." Dan laughed.

"It wasn't me Dan." Tom answered.

Draco turned to see a good looking version of himself.

"Damn, did my mother have a twin that I don't know about?" Draco walked up to Tom and stared at him.

"I should ask you the same thing mate." Tom said looking at him the small uniform.

"Emma what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be on your way to uni?" Dan asked Hermione.

"But I am still at Hogwarts, in my final year. I am hoping to go to muggle uni next year." Hermione answered Dan's question.

"But I saw you board that flight to New York. So how can you be in two places at one time?"

"Ron must have done something to the potion that you were working on. It's taken us to another dimension so that's why you see both your doppelgangers. It's the only solution that I can come up with." Hermione explained to them both.

"So how do we get back to Hogwarts then? Are we stuck here?" Draco asked her.

"I think that we are stuck here Draco. Unless Severus can think of a way to get us back. We are going to be stuck here for a while." Hermione had tears in her eyes.

"Hey don't get upset Hermione we will think of something won't we Harry!" Draco hugged Hermione.

Harry was still staring at himself.

"So tell me this, there is no Voldemort here then?"

Dan looked puzzled as to what he was asking him.

"Not a real Voldemort no. Ralph Feines plays him, he's not here though. Are you really me?" Dan came up with.

"I must be. You got a wand, let's see your patronus." Harry started to get excited.

"But I can't do actual magic." Dan told him.

"What do you mean that you can't do magic! You are me so logically you can do magic. Come on show us."

Dan shook his head and turned away.

"Surly you aren't giving up are you. Everyone has some magic in them. Just give it a try." Harry encouraged him.

"Our magic is special effects that are added after the scene." Tom shouted over to Dan/Harry.

At that moment in time, Alan Rickman had walked on to the set to see that there were at a standstill.

"SEVERUS!"

Alan turned around to get an arm full of a young girl hugging him. Hermione then kissed him smack bang on the lips.

"You have come with us! But you weren't anywhere near us when the potion exploded over us. So how could you have turned up after we landed here?" Hermione asked the man who looked like her lover.

"Emma, what are you going on about? Is this part of a new script that I don't know of? Anyway I thought that you were in America attending uni?" Alan had asked questions that needed answering.

"EMMA? You having an affair with another student? Why do you call me Emma? I'm Hermione Jane Granger, your secret lover. Well not so secret as Draco and Harry knew about us both." Hermione giggled.

"I think that you ALL need to sit down and talk about what is happening here. I'm gonna call a wrap so that you can go and sit down. Just come back tomorrow and we can then sort out what to do." David Yates mentioned to both the actors and the characters.

They all headed back to their trailers to get changed and then head off to a restaurant so that they could all talk about what was going on.

Tom and Dan lent Draco and Harry a change of clothes so that they weren't in their uniforms. Hermione had got access to Emma's trailer and left a note stating that she would get them back at some point.

They all met up with Alan who was just in a pair of jeans and top with a leather jacket on.

"Well I think that we should go to a bar/restaurant that is not too far from here." Alan mentioned to the teens.

"Here you will need to wear these caps so that they won't notice that there are two of us. Shall we meet up at the hotel restaurant so that we can chat privately about things?" Dan mentioned.

"Yeah let's do that then."

Tom along with Dan, Hermione, Draco and Harry all got into his black BMW and headed off.

"TOM!"

He wound down the window to see his girlfriend Jade running towards them.

"Oh I forgot that I was taking Jade home today. Shite." Tom banged his head on the steering wheel.

"Tom I will take Draco, Harry and Hermione then. You take Dan and then meet us there." Alan pulled up at the side of Tom's car.

They got out of the car, before Jade noticed them. Dan then got out of the passenger seat and held the door open for her.

"Thank you Dan." She then sat down.

Dan shut the door and then got in the rear passenger door.

"Meet up in about an hour then." Tom shouted over Alan's car.

"Ok then see you later."


TBC if you want it to or shall I stop here?