okayz hi every 1! this is my first fanfic so any suggestions or constructive critisism much apprectiated! if at least one person reviews, I'll update. this first chapter may be a little lame. enjoy!

screen names!

Edward - Ediwedikins_109

Bella - Danger_Magnet

Rosalie - BlondeBeauty_411

Alice - shawty_shopper

Jasper - Mr_HappySad

Carlisle - DoctorDoctor_745

Esme - VampireMuthaHen_876

Emmett - Grizzly_Wrestling_123

Jacob - WhoLetTheDogsOut_186

Ediwedikins_109 has signed in.

Danger_Magnet has signed in.

Shawty_Shopper has signed in.

Grizzly_Wrestling_123 has signed in.

Mr_HappySad has signed in.

Shawty_Shopper: Hey everyone!

Danger_Magnet : Hey, everyone. Hi Edward!

Ediwedikins : hello love. hi everyone.

Grizzly_Wrestling_123: EDIWEDIKINS? what kind of a screen name is that!

Shawty_Shopper: Emmett, I think the public is still pretty dedicated to hello.

Ediwedikins : Bella picked it out. The screen name I mean.

Grizzly_Wrestling : LMFAO. also, hi.

Mr_HappySad : hey all.

Shawty_Shopper: hello, Jasper 3! just the man I wanted to see...

Mr_HappySad: Don't tell me. You've maxed out your credit cards. AGAIN.

Shawty_Shopper: All of them! anyway there was a mega awesome super adorable

lily pulitiser dress I saw in Seattle last night but my credit card got maxed

out! u have to help me out here Jazzy! pwease?

*huge parkly puppy dog eyes*

Mr_HappySad: Alice, you brought home twenty bags of designer clothing yesterday. I think

you can buy this dress when your credit card is paid off again.

Shawty_Shopper: *sniff* oh, you're so mean Jazzy!

Shawty_Shopper has signed off.

Mr_HappySad: I better go find her before she steals my wallet.

Ediwedikins: she's actually going for Esme's wallet.

Mr_HappySad: Thanks... EDIWEDIKINS. hahaha.

Mr_HappySad has signed off.

Ediwedikins: *GROWLS*

Danger_Magnet: Awwwww, don't be unhappy, eddie! *kisses edward on the cheek*

Grizzly_Wrestling_123: Has everyone forgotten my presence? does anyone care?

Ediwedikins: yes, and no.

Grizzly_Wrestling_123: fine then! I'm LEAVING!

Grizzly_Wrestling_123 has signed off.

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186 has signed in.

Danger_Magnet: Well then, i guess it's just us now...

Ediwedikins: yes... can I come over, my love?

Danger_Magnet: yes, charlie is snoring like a chainsaw so it should be safe. I await your arrival,

my love. O, Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Ediwedikins: O, my love, my life!

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: is that seriously how you two speak to each other? I'ts so romantic,

i think i'm gonna puke all over my new sneakers.

Ediwedikins: how did you get in here? this is a Cullens Only chat room.

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: ah, the beauty of hacking, EDIWEDIKINS.

Danger_Magnet: Get lost jake.

ediwedikins has signed out.

Danger_Magnet has signed out.

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: hello?

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: helllloooooooo?

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: stupid bloodsucking vampires.

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186 has changed his status to pissed off.

WhoLetTheDogsOut_186 has signed out.

so wadda ya think? review if you want more or have ideas or critisism!

sorry if the screen names suck! :P

I'll keep updating till I run out of ideas.

TTYL!