okayz hi every 1! this is my first fanfic so any suggestions or constructive critisism much apprectiated! if at least one person reviews, I'll update. this first chapter may be a little lame. enjoy!
screen names!
Edward - Ediwedikins_109
Bella - Danger_Magnet
Rosalie - BlondeBeauty_411
Alice - shawty_shopper
Jasper - Mr_HappySad
Carlisle - DoctorDoctor_745
Esme - VampireMuthaHen_876
Emmett - Grizzly_Wrestling_123
Jacob - WhoLetTheDogsOut_186
Ediwedikins_109 has signed in.
Danger_Magnet has signed in.
Shawty_Shopper has signed in.
Grizzly_Wrestling_123 has signed in.
Mr_HappySad has signed in.
Shawty_Shopper: Hey everyone!
Danger_Magnet : Hey, everyone. Hi Edward!
Ediwedikins : hello love. hi everyone.
Grizzly_Wrestling_123: EDIWEDIKINS? what kind of a screen name is that!
Shawty_Shopper: Emmett, I think the public is still pretty dedicated to hello.
Ediwedikins : Bella picked it out. The screen name I mean.
Grizzly_Wrestling : LMFAO. also, hi.
Mr_HappySad : hey all.
Shawty_Shopper: hello, Jasper 3! just the man I wanted to see...
Mr_HappySad: Don't tell me. You've maxed out your credit cards. AGAIN.
Shawty_Shopper: All of them! anyway there was a mega awesome super adorable
lily pulitiser dress I saw in Seattle last night but my credit card got maxed
out! u have to help me out here Jazzy! pwease?
*huge parkly puppy dog eyes*
Mr_HappySad: Alice, you brought home twenty bags of designer clothing yesterday. I think
you can buy this dress when your credit card is paid off again.
Shawty_Shopper: *sniff* oh, you're so mean Jazzy!
Shawty_Shopper has signed off.
Mr_HappySad: I better go find her before she steals my wallet.
Ediwedikins: she's actually going for Esme's wallet.
Mr_HappySad: Thanks... EDIWEDIKINS. hahaha.
Mr_HappySad has signed off.
Ediwedikins: *GROWLS*
Danger_Magnet: Awwwww, don't be unhappy, eddie! *kisses edward on the cheek*
Grizzly_Wrestling_123: Has everyone forgotten my presence? does anyone care?
Ediwedikins: yes, and no.
Grizzly_Wrestling_123: fine then! I'm LEAVING!
Grizzly_Wrestling_123 has signed off.
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186 has signed in.
Danger_Magnet: Well then, i guess it's just us now...
Ediwedikins: yes... can I come over, my love?
Danger_Magnet: yes, charlie is snoring like a chainsaw so it should be safe. I await your arrival,
my love. O, Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Ediwedikins: O, my love, my life!
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: is that seriously how you two speak to each other? I'ts so romantic,
i think i'm gonna puke all over my new sneakers.
Ediwedikins: how did you get in here? this is a Cullens Only chat room.
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: ah, the beauty of hacking, EDIWEDIKINS.
Danger_Magnet: Get lost jake.
ediwedikins has signed out.
Danger_Magnet has signed out.
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: hello?
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: helllloooooooo?
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186: stupid bloodsucking vampires.
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186 has changed his status to pissed off.
WhoLetTheDogsOut_186 has signed out.
so wadda ya think? review if you want more or have ideas or critisism!
sorry if the screen names suck! :P
I'll keep updating till I run out of ideas.
TTYL!
