Gator Night Raw
Micheal Cole: Welcome to Gator Night Raw! (Whole bunch of fireworks set off)
Cole: And there goes all of our fireworks supply!
Jim Ross: We have a great night coming to you today!
(Miz's music hits, and he walks to the ring and picks up a microphone)
Miz: I'm the Miz and I'm amazing!
(John Cena's music hits)
John Cena: The awesome one, the amazing one...John Cena! And the stupid one, the moron one...The Miz!
(R-Truth's music hits)
R-Truth: John Cena...or should I say John Conspiracy. All these little Jimmys and big Jimmys came to see the Conspiracy.
(CM Punk's music hits)
CM Punk: R-Truth, you need to go to rehab. And Miz, nice try to change your catchphrase...
(Gator's music hits)
Gator: Is it just me or does everyone like interrupting everyone.
Miz: Everyone here is either annoying or stupid. And most likely stupid.
Punk: I'm trying to tune out here.
(Triple H's music hits)
Triple H: Lets make a match right now. The Miz and R-Truth vs John Cena and CM Punk!
Commercial Break.
Out of nowhere Cena Attitude Adjusts Truth. Miz clotheslines Cena out of the ring. And then Punk GTS's Miz to win the match.
Cole: Hey! That was a cheat match! Cena was the legal man! How did Punk win!
Jerry Lawler: Shut up, Cole.
(Cole goes into the ring, picks up a microphone and asks the ref:)
Cole: Cena was the legal man! How did Punk win!
Referee: Shut up, Cole.
Commercial Break.
Lawler: Is it just me or are the commercial breaks very frequent?
(Out of the blue, it shows the locker room. Chavo Guerrero is chasing Hornswoggle)
Chavo: You little leprechaun! I'll get you!
Lawler: Chavo hasn't faced anyone good in ten years! I don't even think Chavo is even a wrestler!
Cole: I think Chavo should be in the hall of fame!
Lawler: You think Carlito should be in the hall of fame!
Cole: Guess what? I got a nice speech that all the fans'll love to see!
(Everyone boos)
Cole: I'M THE FACE OF THE WWE! SWAGGER WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME! IN FACT I'M GONNA TELL YOU A STORY! ONCE THERE WAS A YOUNG CO...
Commercial Break.
Cole: AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ON TV!
J.R: Okay, let's just get to the match now...
(Carlito's music hits)
Lawler: Speaking of drug addicts...I don't even know why Carlito's here!
(Security guards chase Carlito)
(Rey Mysterio's music hits)
(Alberto Del Rio's music hits)
Sorry you can't hear this match, because Del Rio just made it boring...
Del Rio: I JUST BEAT REY MYSTERIO FOR THE THIRD TIME!
Crowd: WHAT!
Del Rio: I'm gonna tell you a story about my awesomeness!
Crowd: WHAT!
Del Rio: STOP WITH THE WHATS!
Crowd: WHAT!
Del Rio: Last time...STOP WITH THE WHATS!
Crowd: WHAT!
Del Rio: HOLY CRAP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU MINDLESS DWEEBS! I CAN GO OVER THERE, BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR KIDS AND THE DO THE SAME TO YOU...
Commercial Break.
(Security guards break up a fight between Del Rio and a fan)
J.R: I think that's a pink slip.
Lawler: I think I would know what it would be like at Capitol Punishment...
(Lawler dazes off)
People: MR. PRESIDENT! MR. PRESIDENT!
Obama: Yes, you.
(Cole pulls out a gun and starts shooting at the President, but every single bullet misses.)
Obama: That's just pathetic. You didn't even put your ski mask on right...
(Lawler zones out...)
Cole: What the heck was that!
End of show.
Lawler: Okay! It's the end of the show!
Cole: HEY! You still didn't tell me why...
(Cole is cut off)
