The Idea

I woke up to the sound of screaming that morning. The screamer was loud and sounded like a terrified little girl; there was no doubt in my mind that it was Kir... I mean Light, who am I trying to kid we all know that Light is actually the original Kira. For those of you who don't know Kira is a psychopath who kills criminals without even touching them. This is done through the Death Note, a notebook that is capable of killing a person so long as you write their name in it correctly while thinking of their face. I won't go into any more details as right now it is still an ongoing investigation, we may know who it is but finding proof is another matter entirely. In any case, Lights girly screams were nothing special, actually most days he is my alarm clock.

Oh I don't believe I have introduced myself yet. My name is Tsuki River; I am the newest member of the River Family which is made up of the following people. Mika, the head of the family if she likes you, you automatically become a part of the family regardless of your own opinions, and to me she is just my Aunty Kiki. Beyond Birthday or BB, our resident maniac, he is "married" to Mika and his favorite foods are strawberry jam and people, there is no more to be said as I wish my readers to keep their sanity. Near is Mikas other "Husband" he seems to have an obsession with toys, he has white hair and sees life as a big game. Loli and Ryan are the twins that Mika adopted, they have a "Special" relationship, Loli shares some tastes with BB and has no shame, and Ryan is very protective of his sister and is the silence to Lolis super loud. Light Yagami is the one family member everyone loves to hate. Mello loves chocolate, and to be honest most people think he is a she, we believe that he was once part of the mafia but to us that only means he knows more interesting people. Matt is our gamer, you can never find him without a game to play; he also likes smoking and is Mellos best friend. L is my adopted father, he loves cake and everything sweet, almost never sleeps, and he is all three of the three best detectives in the world (ask me no questions about my tou-san I will tell you no lies). CC is the cat, she can talk, get her mad and you will be placed in an insane asylum. Watari was L, Mello, Matt, BB, and Nears caretaker, now he is pretty much the only sane person in the main family and the butler. There are lots of other members in the River Family, Akira, Ryuuk, and Misa Misa to name a few, but they are part of the extended family.

Anyways after Lights girly screams woke me up I walked over to the secret elevator that is connected to every room in our house and pushed the button for my favorite bathroom in the house, it was done in the style of a Japanese bathhouse/hot spring and the others rarely entered unless I invited them as I always locked the door from the inside and Light was the only one who know about the elevators. I wasn't worried about Light messing up this place because he knew that if he used the Elevator to do anything but get to his room at night and to do things for other members of the family I would unleash my wrath upon him and the wrath of the others along with it. After getting cleaned up and dressed for the day I walked down from my room to the kitchen so I could get breakfast.

When I got there I found everyone (but Light who was in the front room tied upside down to the ceiling with duct tape on his mouth) arguing about something. Then I remembered that tonight was family dinner night. Family dinner night happened once a month; it was the one time that everyone ate the same thing rather than each person having their own individual dinners. There were rules though. Rule one; the meal had to offer verity the food had to appeal to most if not all of us. Rule two, drugging the food. Rule three, the person who cooks does not have to clean. Rule four, all the food made had to go together. Rule five; meals covered with other foods had to be from an actual recipe. Rule six; the chef had to try at least half of the different food they prepared. (The only reason why this wasn't all was because sometimes they made food that they didn't like for the rest of the family who did like it.) Rule seven, BB, CC, and Light were not allowed to cook and the last one had no say in what was made.

Every month this argument happened and though sometimes the food was good, other times it was just about in edible. As I listened to my family members I tried to think of something that would make everyone happy, and then I remembered a few months ago when I had gone out exploring their side of town I found this little place that served food that fit all sorts of tastes. I thought for a moment about how I would get their attention and sighed, I hated doing it but I knew there was no other way. I pulled out my phone, went to sound recordings found the one that said 'For Emergency Use Only' and pressed play. What came out of my phone was a recording of Light singing the OHSHC theme song. Everyone immediately shut up and turned towards the offending noise, as soon as everyone was quiet and their attention was on me I turned the noise off and said.

"I will be cooking tonight, you have no say in what I am going to make and you will not try and sabotage the food, I am going to go shopping for the ingredients I need and you will have the kitchen, dining room and front rooms clean by the time I get back so I can cook and decide where we are going to eat." Then I turned around and walked out of the kitchen to get my purse and phone with a smile on my face this would be something different, I was going to make Ethiopian tonight and I knew everyone would love it.


I wrote this for a creative writing assignment and thought it would be a waste not to post it so today I am posting ALL THE CHAPTERS!