AN: A humorous, yet romantic fanfic about what goes on in the mind of Hanatarou Yamada, especially what goes on in the soul society. Warning: Before you read this, be noticed that this is yaoi. Don't like,don't read. It's that simple.

Bleach

Genre: Romance/Humor, Yaoi, slight hetero humor

Rated M for: Language, Mature Humor, Mature Sexual Themes, and other content.

Chapter One: Tattoes and No Underwear

AN: This chapter came from a scene from Bleach.


Hanatarou walked down the hallway, holding a tray of food whiling walking. He had to give Rukia a daily serving of food, since she became a prisoner for sharing her powers with a human. He made to Rukia's cell, the girl's face seem lifeless and depressed.

" Umm...are you...okay, Rukia ? " He asked calmly, yet stuttered, handing her the tray.

" Yes, Hanatarou. I'm fine." Rukia replied, her expression and tone of voice matching.

" Oh, I bought you some food." Hanatarou continued. " Well, in case, you need---" The boy's sentence was interrupted by a kick to the head, delivered by a certain-red head.

" Move out my way, Hanatarou." Renji called. Hanatarou looked up from the impact, seeing that the red-head's leg was put out, showing bare skin to the top of his thigh.

"...Such tanned skin...so muscular." The boy blushed at the sight before eyeing more of the man."Wait...I don't think he's wearing any underwear..." Hanatarou blushed heavier by the second.

" Hey, Hanatarou ! "

That voice snapped him out of his imagination, the boy regaining his composure.

" Are you okay ? " Renji asked him, Hanatarou getting off the ground.

"...Oh..Y-Yes ! I'm fine ! " The boy laughing, trying to play off what happened. " Heh-Heh. Well, I have to go, now. See you later, Rukia." Hanatarou dashes past the older man and runs off.


Hanatarou closed the door behind him, sighing while leaning against the wall. He removes the black robe, revealing the white one under. Hanatarou walks over to the bed, falling back, yawnly and stretching.

" Man, that was a close one." He stretches open his legs, not caring what was revealed, until he realized a faint breeze between his legs. " Oh, I must've...huh ? " Hanatarou gets up, looking at his member, which was hardening.

The boy cuffs his hand over it, stroking it slowly, softly. Hanatarou moans at the feeling, starting to pick up pace.


Izuru Kira walked through the hallways, bored with nothing to do, since they were no assignments to carry out lately. He continued passed Hanatarou's room, but stops due to hearing moaning and other sounds.

" What the...? "


Hanatarou quickened the pace, stroking his throbbing member faster by each stroke. His voice hitched by the feeling and moaned louder.

"...Yes...Yes !...Ahhhh...ahhh..."

Izuru put his ear to the wall, listening to what was going on. " Wait...He can't be...! "

" Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhh ! " Hanatarou was close to climax. " RENJI ! " The boy came over his hand, cum dripping onto his lap and the sheets.

Izuru backed away from the door, eye widened in shock. He turned around, hoping to get rid of the incident from his head.

AN: There you go. A little too early for a jack-off, but it's my first yaoi fic. Please R&R. Bye.