Tried something new.
Day 1
Halló, My names Iceland, and I shall tell you what happened today.
Today was this Bullshit Amazing meeting between the Nordic countries. Once again my idiotic brother decided to bring up the 'bro' thing again. I swear I felt so tempted to smack him in his indifferent face, sure I do care about the Nordics but Norway really was pushing it. The man had the nerve to lean up against me and whisper 'storebror' in my ear. At this exact moment I felt Eyjafjallajökull about to erupt and I didn't give a damn, seriously, the bastard deserved the smoke clouds that would plague his country for a few days. But sadly, the volcano did not go off and Norway's tourism was not affected in the slightest.
Anyway, the meeting was as progressive as usual(And by progressive I mean we established that Norway loves to show his Tsundere love to Denmark in the most obnoxious way possible) And that Fin and Swe were already butt fucking…No, that's not really what happened, but that's my interpretation of what happened.
I'm so sick and tired of these unproductive meetings (I swear it's just a way for everyone to show off they have a partner and I don't)
-Iceland.
Expect this to be updated regularly...and if I don't you can kill me.
