Warnings: No Incest! No Yaoi! Just brotherly moments! And its short…
When Fan Girls Strike:
Itachi struggled but he couldn't break free, they were all around him... no place for him to go but up!
He jumped up and into the tree above him where the attack happened. But for some reason they fallowed, closely. He jumped from tree branch to tree branch but they were still on him. One suddenly grabbed his ankle and he was pulled downwards. He fell to the ground and they swarmed around him like a hive of bees. Itachi hit and swatted them away but the fan girls would just come back! There was no-
"AHHHH!" Itachi shouted as he sprung up in his bed, breathing hard. He looked around quickly and jumped at the shadow in the tree coming from his window. Sweat dripped down his face as he looked around for those beasts of those fan girls. His eyes rested on the door, he didn't feel like going to anyone but he couldn't go back to sleep... not after that nightmare!
Itachi sighed as he climbed out of bed, he dark blue short were all over the place as he was tossing a turning in the sheets. He straightened them and through on a white T-shirt.
Once Itachi stepped out of the hall he made his way to his parents room, 'wait' He stopped.
'They'll think I'm being a baby or, or think I'm actually SCARED!' His mind screamed.
'But you ARE scared.' The voice in the back of his head whispered. Itachi jumped and scowled.
'Shut up.' With that he made his way back not before passing his little brothers room. The door was open and Itachi peeked his head in. 'Nope, no fan girls.' He thought before sliding through the open door and sneaked into his brother's room.
Sasuke was lying on the bed all stretched out like a star. There was no way he would be able to just sneak in beside him with out Sasuke waking up. He stood straight and turned around only to get a flash of screaming girls running through his head.
He turned around quickly and sat down on the bed and thought up ways to do this impossible mission... he was a genius after all, so sneaking into his little brother's bed was not hard... at all, right?
Itachi moved one of his brother's arms to the side. He reached down and moved his leg over too so that he made some room. 'I can't believe fan girls have made me soooo... weak!' He thought as he pulled up the blanket.
Suddenly a hand shot out and tried to punch him but he was too fast and just grabbed the fist. Itachi stared down at his brother who was looking up at him with startled eyes.
"Nii-san why are you here?" Sasuke asked as Itachi let go of his fist. Itachi had to think fast.
"--You were scared and I'm contorting you." He explained, hoping the boy was so tired he would just stop asking questions a deal with the fact that his brother was going to need some comfort from those fan girls tonight, but the smaller Uchiha persisted.
"I wasn't scared!? I was sleeping!" Sasuke said with a frown. Itachi sighed.
"You WERE, I saw you, you were shouting out for help in your dream and you needed your big brother to protect you... so I came." Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"I was having a dream about chocolate ice- I mean... no I was having a good dream!" Sasuke protested. Itachi had enough. He pulled away the blankets and lay down beside Sasuke.
"I heard you, now shut up and get to sleep." Itachi growled.
Sasuke lay there listening to Itachi's breathing, he heard him talking in his sleep.
"Fan girls... no more... little brother is...here."
The End!
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Awwww poor Itachi, this was a friend of mines idea and she thought it would be a funny crack fic so I wrote it.
If you guys want me to write more little stories between the two brothers just ask. No Incest! Sorry but I can just imagine all the flamers I would get with that one…
