The Loud House:
Four Little Sisters and their Older/Younger Brother
A Fanfic by Yaakov Lubin
Claimer: I am not the writer for The Loud House. All rights belong to Chris Savino and Nickelodeon.
Chapter 1:
It all begins on a nice and beautiful Saturday, the sky is blue and the grass is green. We soon arrive at the Loud house where…
Lola (Screaming from inside her bedroom): "Lincoln! Where are you!? You promised me you would come to my tea party!"
Lincoln (Running inside Lola and Lana's bedroom): "I'm here Lola! No need to worry!"
Lincoln takes a seat on one of the chairs and picks up one of Lola's toy tea cups. Before he could say anything else, Lincoln notices that Lola is giving him a look of disgust.
Lincoln (Very Confused): "What's wrong Lo…?"
Lola (Screaming from the top of her lungs): "WHERE ARE THE COOKIES!?"
Lincoln (Getting out of his seat and running out the door) "Sorry Lola! I will get them now!"
Lincoln runs out of the room and head downstairs towards the kitchen. As he is going through the pantry to find the box of cookies, he can start to hear one of his other younger sisters calling out to him.
Lana (Calling from the backyard): "Lincoln! Where are you!?"
Lincoln (Sticking his head out of the pantry): "I'm in the kitchen Lana! What's up?!"
Lana: "Why are you in the kitchen!? You promised to help me upgrade my bike today! Remember!?"
Lincoln (Closing the pantry and starts to run out the back door): "I'm sorry Lana! I'm coming right now!"
A few minutes have passed as we see Lincoln in the backyard holding Lana's bike up as Lana is replacing the chains. Everything seems to be going fine. Until…
Lola (Screaming so loud that even the whole neighborhood could hear): "LINCOLN!WHERE ARE THOSE COOKIES!?"
Lincoln (Putting down the bike and starts to run towards the house): "Sorry Lana! I will be back in a few minutes!"
Lincoln renters the house and goes into the pantry. After a few seconds of searching he finds the box of cookies and starts to head upstairs. When Lincoln gets to the top of the stairs he…
Lucy (Popping out of nowhere) : "Lincoln!"
Lincoln (Being scared and jumping up in the air for a second): "Ah!"
Lucy (Panicking): "I need your help with this poem! It's an absolute emergency!"
Lincoln: "Lucy. Can this wait? I have too…"
Lucy (Interrupting him): "No it can't!"
Lincoln: "Sigh. Okay Lucy, but let's make this quick."
Lucy: "Come into my room! Quickly!"
For about the next half hour Lincoln is stuck in a running montage where he switching from Lucy and Lola's bedrooms, running up and down the stairs to get and bring Lola snacks for her tea party, and going in and out of the backyard to help Lana with her bike. With all this running and his sisters screaming at him, Lincoln had to stop before he was about to climb up the stairs for about the hundredth time. Lincoln is very exhausted at this point, he's so exhausted that he's panting very heavy and in one second he faints onto the floor.
Lincoln (Picking up his head and starts talking to the reader): "Ever wonder what it's like to have younger siblings? They're great to have around, but at times they can be quite a handful. Don't get me wrong, I love my little sisters to death and I will do anything for them. It just lately they've been out of control with their yelling, screaming, demanding and wanting help from me and my older sisters. It especially hard today with Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan and Lynn out of the house for the whole day...Oh! I almost forget that Mom and Dad are also out taking Lilly to that new baby amusement park, so it's me just taking care of Lola, Lana, Lucy and Lisa for the whole day. I have to say I usually do a pretty good job of taking care of my younger siblings when I'm home alone with them, but with everything that's been happening lately it's just been…"
But before Lincoln can finish what he was saying…
Lisa (Calling from her room): "Lincoln!"
Lincoln: "Sigh. What is it Lisa?!"
Lisa: "I'm getting hungry! Can you make me a PB and J sandwich?!"
Lincoln: "Sigh. Sure Lisa! Just give me a few minutes!" (Looking over and starts talking to the reader again): "You can pretty much see what I have to deal with."
Lincoln picks himself up with the very little strength that he has left and starts to run off towards the kitchen.
Lisa (Shouting from upstairs): "And don't forget to make it the way I like!"
About five minutes has passed as we cut to Lisa in her room/laboratory working on a new invention.
Lisa (Tightening the last bolt on her machine): "I sure hope this works." (She can her stomach growl): "Where is Lincoln with that sandwich!?"
About a second later, Lincoln slowly walks into the room with Lisa's sandwich. Lincoln is more exhausted than ever before and it seems that he's about to collapses again at any second.
Lincoln (Handing Lisa the sandwich): "Here's your …pant…sandwich…pant…Lisa. Pant...pant…pant!"
Lisa (Taking the sandwich): "What took you so long? Your usually faster than that. Hmm. Perhaps my watch is going faster."
But before Lisa can take a bite…
Lola, Lana and Lucy (Screaming Louder than ever): "LINCOLN!"
Without warning the three girls storm in to the room screaming and yelling.
Lola (Yelling at Lincoln): "HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR ONE PERSON TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND BRING BACK UP A BOX OF SCONES?!"
Lucy: "WITH YOU RUNNING IN AND OUT OF THE ROOM EVERY FEW SECONDS, THIS POEM IS A DISASTER!"
Lana: "THANKS TO YOU, NOT ONLY IS MY BIKE NOT YET UPGRADED, BUT INSTEAD IT GOT DOWNGRADED!"
Lisa (Taking a bite of her sandwich): "AND YOU DID NOT CUT THE CRUST OFF THE BREAD!"
With all this yelling and screaming, Lincoln is very overwhelmed and is not sure…
Lincoln (Screaming louder than his sisters): "ENOUGH!"
This got his little sisters' attention as they stop screaming and quiet down. Unfortunately, Lisa's machine starts to go haywire and that got everyone to go into a state of panic.
Machine: "Beep! Beep! Beep!"
Lisa (Panicking): "It's goanna blow!"
Lana: "Let's get out of here!"
Machine: "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEE…."
Lisa: "There's no time!"
As fast as he could, Lincoln grabs Lisa, Lucy, Lana and Lola and puts them into a corner. Then he goes in front of them to try his hardest to be a human barricade, so the explosion will only it him and not his sisters.
Lincoln (Being a human barricade): "Guys! Stay behind me and get down get down! Now!"
Lucy, Lisa, Lana and Lola (Ducking down and closing their eyes): "Ah!"
Lincoln (Closing his eyes): "Ah!"
Machine: "KABOOM!"
Fortunately, and thank goodness the explosion was very small, but it did cause one of Lisa's test tubes to burst and the liquid inside splattered all over Lincoln, covering him from head to toe.
Lincoln (Opening his eyes and is relieved to see that everything is okay): "Phew! What a relief." (Turning around to check on his sisters): "Are you guys okay?"
The four sisters open their eyes and started to get up from the floor.
Lucy: "Yeah. We're fine."
Lola: "Thanks for protecting us Lincoln."
Lana (Notices the substance that's covering Lincoln): "What's that stuff your covered in Lincoln?"
Lincoln (Looking at himself): "I have no idea Lana. I guessed the explosion caused one of Lisa's test tubes to burst and the liquid splattered all over me." (Turning to Lisa): "Lisa. Before something else happens. What was in that tube?"
Lisa: "Well Lincoln. Hopefully your just covered in…"
But before Lisa could finish she's notice something next to her. It was a piece of the test tube and it had the label on it, still intact.
Lisa (Picking up the broken peace and starts to read the label): "Let's see…. AH! Lincoln! Your covered in my youth potion!"
Lincoln (Starting to worry): "Your what…"
But before Lincoln could finish his question, he starts to glow very brightly. This causes his sisters to go blind. After a few seconds the glow went away and the four girls can see again, but when they open their eyes they see that Lincoln is no longer there. All they can see is a little baby boy with white hair in a pile of Lincoln's clothes.
Lucy (Very shocked and confused): "Is that…Lincoln?"
Lisa: "Oh no."
Baby Lincoln: "Goo. Tee-hee."
Why is Lincoln a baby? Well, I guess we have to wait and see to find out.
End of Chapter 1
