Joanna Dark.

Hello, once again. Esteban T. Rodriguez. I was listening to the radio one day, Bowling for Soup's "1985" came on, and this song wrote itself. Hope you enjoy!

Joanna Dark's her name,

Danger is the game.

One mission a day,

Just don't get in her way!

Her enemies go out the door,

When she's got a .44,

With perfect accuracy,

No more enemies!

She's a Perfect Agent,

Takin' on dataDyne.

With Falcon and CMP,

She's the most sublime.

Cassandra D. V. is the enemy,

Look at her amazing life,

And things have been alright since

The Skedar, the Maians,

And the Carrington Institute.

There was Jonathan and Elvis,

Foster, Grimshaw and Carrington,

Her twin Falcons, though old school,

Still are pretty cool,

All that cause she still is,

Jo, Jo, Joanna Dark.

Whoo-hoo-hoo

Joanna Dark

Whoo-hoo-hoo

She's done all the missions,

She knows every gun.

SuperDragon, Shotgun,

Even MagSec 4,

She blew up the shrine,

Leaving the Skedar leader a mime,

She's always get a hand,

From Jonathan being hit with a rubber band.

Where's the Presidential clone?

Who's that hacker with a vocal drone?

When did reality come from the TV?

Whatever happened to the N64, and its games?

Because on there was

The Skedar, the Maians,

And the Carrington Institute.

There was Jonathan and Elvis,

Foster, Grimshaw and Carrington,

Her twin Falcons, though old school,

Still are pretty cool,

All that cause she still is,

Jo, Jo, Joanna Dark.

Whoo-hoo-hoo

That was the end,

It drove us round the bend,

When's PD Zero out?

Don't make it stop!

Start again

START!

And bring back

The Skedar, the Maians,

And the Carrington Institute.

There was Jonathan and Elvis,

Foster, Grimshaw and Carrington,

Her twin Falcons, though old school,

Still are pretty cool,

All that cause she still is,

Jo, Jo, Joanna Dark.

Whoo-hoo-hoo

Joanna Dark

Whoo-hoo-hoo

The Skedar, the Maians,

And the Carrington Institute.

There was Jonathan and Elvis,

Foster, Grimshaw and Carrington,

Her twin Falcons, though old school,

Still are pretty cool,

All that cause she still is,

Jo, Jo, Joanna Dark.

Whoo-hoo-hoo

Joanna Dark

Whoo-hoo-hoo

THE END

This was written at the last minute, so I'm sorry if it sucks. Please Review.