A/N: Hey. I know I said I had writers block for "I Now Pronounce You Warner and Alex", but I had my hair restyled, and I was listening to the song "Popular" from Wicked, and my whole thing with Dot being a makeover expert made me want to write a new version!

Idea: Takes place in between "Princess Alexandra" and "Ms Alex Warner". Dot insists that she teaches Alex all the things about being a Warner Sister that she needs to know.

Alex, now you're my sister, I've decided to make you my new project.

Dot, you really don't have to do that.

I know...but you're one of us.

When ever I see a toon that's not as cute as I

And let's face it, which toons could be as cute as I

My cutie salon gets another client

When a girl needs a makeover, they've got to let me take over

I know, I know

But don't give me that glare

Cause looking at your case

And it's the hardest yet I've had to face

Don't worry, I know just what you need

Follow my lead

And you'll soon see

You will be...

A Warner toon

You're gonna be a Warner toon

I'll teach you the correct ploys to distract those boys

Easy ways to restrain them

I'll show you what clothes to wear, how to curl your hair

And all those things can really count

When you're a Warner toon

I'll help you be a Warner toon

You will know all the stars, and get them alarmed

With everywhere you go

So let's start, cause you have so many things you don't know

Don't be so careful about how you act with me

You know that I don't care whatever you see

Now that I've chosen to be come a friend

A sister and advisor, there's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to being a Warner toon

I know about Warner toons

And if I help you, you will say adieu

To that ordinary girl you were – well, are

There's no force that can stop you

From being like a Warner too

Toon.

La, la, la-a, la

You're gonna be a Warner toon

When I see those normal creatures

With those plain everyday features

I remind them that they should be learning

Toon techniques

Cause Warner Bros toons have no limits

You can do most any weird thing

Can you still be unhappy?

Don't make me laugh!
Those are DISNEY toons! Please!

It's all about Warner toons

It's not about anyone

It's just having fun

So it's really best to be

The very cutest Warner toon, like me!

Oh wow, Alex! Look at that! You're a true toon!

...My date's outside.

You're welcome!

Although you protest, some disinterest,

I know that truthfully

You love to use those powers

That make you a Warner toony

La la, la-a la

You'll be a cute toon

Just not quite a cutie, like me!

I know this isn't my best, but I worked very hard, so please enjoy, and above all, review!