A/N: Hey. I know I said I had writers block for "I Now Pronounce You Warner and Alex", but I had my hair restyled, and I was listening to the song "Popular" from Wicked, and my whole thing with Dot being a makeover expert made me want to write a new version!
Idea: Takes place in between "Princess Alexandra" and "Ms Alex Warner". Dot insists that she teaches Alex all the things about being a Warner Sister that she needs to know.
Alex, now you're my sister, I've decided to make you my new project.
Dot, you really don't have to do that.
I know...but you're one of us.
When ever I see a toon that's not as cute as I
And let's face it, which toons could be as cute as I
My cutie salon gets another client
When a girl needs a makeover, they've got to let me take over
I know, I know
But don't give me that glare
Cause looking at your case
And it's the hardest yet I've had to face
Don't worry, I know just what you need
Follow my lead
And you'll soon see
You will be...
A Warner toon
You're gonna be a Warner toon
I'll teach you the correct ploys to distract those boys
Easy ways to restrain them
I'll show you what clothes to wear, how to curl your hair
And all those things can really count
When you're a Warner toon
I'll help you be a Warner toon
You will know all the stars, and get them alarmed
With everywhere you go
So let's start, cause you have so many things you don't know
Don't be so careful about how you act with me
You know that I don't care whatever you see
Now that I've chosen to be come a friend
A sister and advisor, there's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to being a Warner toon
I know about Warner toons
And if I help you, you will say adieu
To that ordinary girl you were – well, are
There's no force that can stop you
From being like a Warner too
Toon.
La, la, la-a, la
You're gonna be a Warner toon
When I see those normal creatures
With those plain everyday features
I remind them that they should be learning
Toon techniques
Cause Warner Bros toons have no limits
You can do most any weird thing
Can you still be unhappy?
Don't make me laugh!
Those are DISNEY toons! Please!
It's all about Warner toons
It's not about anyone
It's just having fun
So it's really best to be
The very cutest Warner toon, like me!
Oh wow, Alex! Look at that! You're a true toon!
...My date's outside.
You're welcome!
Although you protest, some disinterest,
I know that truthfully
You love to use those powers
That make you a Warner toony
La la, la-a la
You'll be a cute toon
Just not quite a cutie, like me!
I know this isn't my best, but I worked very hard, so please enjoy, and above all, review!
