A/N: Thank you to whoever listed this story idea. It caught me and I just had to use it. It's short but I think that it's funny. Now it's up to you. Rhiannon Leigh Black, Edward's Josie Black, Priceless Legacy, Xemnas the Superior, ..x, Super T, at the F4 VIP Lounge I don't know who it was so I'm thanking you all. So enjoy the story and Review Review!!! Luv Sin!!!
I don't know what the hell is going on with Jeff but I'm going to find out. He hasn't gone out with us in weeks and that isn't him. After a match he grabs his things and heads to the hotel. He has even gotten his own room away from me. Something that he has never done before. Every time I ask him what is going on he just rolls his eyes and gets pissed off. I swear that asshole better not be using again. I swear to god if he is I'm kicking his ass all the way home so dad can kick it too.
So this time I'm going to see what the hell he is doing instead of hanging out with us. I'm not the only one. After all there are a few guys that are sure that he is using again and want to kick his ass again. So we all are surrounding the room that he is in from every way we can just so he couldn't run if he wanted to. "Alright guys at three we kick in the door.
The all nodded as I held up my hand and started to count off. At three Mark kicked the door in and we all rushed into the room to a naked Jeff that was scrambling off the bed because we scared him half to death. "That's right Ken right there. You know just how to make Barbie scream!"
We all turned our head to the TV and stared in shock as we saw Barbie the doll get screwed by the Ken doll and have three GIOs standing behind him stroking their dicks. I honestly don't know how long we stared until he turned it off. We all looked at him but couldn't find anything to say. We couldn't move. We couldn't think to do anything but stare at him.
I don't know how long we stood there but finally we all broke down laughing and he was turning redder by every second. Barbie Porn. Who would have thought that it was Barbie Porn? I know I didn't. I know the other guys didn't either. Finally I looked at him and shook my head. "...Oh my GOD Jeff, BARBIE PORN?!"
"It's not what you think!" He swore to us and we all just broke down laughing again.
"Oh it's just what we think it is Rainbow." Mark sobbed out between laughs.
I could tell that he was getting mad but we couldn't help it. This was funny and I was going to tell everyone that I know. "OUT!!!"
"Barbie porn I can't believe it Jeff you like Barbie porn." Glen said as he snorted from his laughter.
"GET OUT!!!" Jeff yelled at us and we just laughed harder. He was standing there naked with his hands on his hips yelling at us to get out after we caught him watching Barbie porn. That was just funny and we all thought so.
Suddenly I was hit in the head by his shoe and I went down to my knees. I looked at him and I saw that he had a few things in his hands that he was about to throw. But the sight of him standing there in nothing but his birthday suit did nothing to make us want to get out any faster. No we just busted out laughing again and we all heard him as he screamed in anger.
Twenty minutes later we were walking out when Mark and Glen turns around to him and snicker. Then they look at him and smiled. "Hey can we watch Barbie porn with ya?"
"I'm am so telling everyone this." I said before I ran out of the room before Jeff could throw anything else at me. I stopped in the middle of the hall and looked around. Then I cupped my hands around my mouth and took a very deep breath.
"I CAUGHT JEFF HARDY WATCHING BARBIE PORN WITH MARK AND GLEN!!!" I screamed before I took off running with two guys that are dressed and my naked little brother chasing me. It's worth it though because now we call them all Barbie.
