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A/N - I was really bored and thought, "Hey, what's the most random thing you could do? Oh how about putting Sheogorath in the ME?" I'll probably update this once a week. Leave a review for any wacky ideas and I'll most likely throw it in! Any how, thanks for reading the small snippet of this crazy beginning~
Every day is a fun day with Uncle Sheo!
Turn to the left, and there were jewels up for theft.
Turn to the right, and watch out- the Dremora bite!
However, the fun is slowly dwindling, and that is not alright!
It is time for something new, something more...
Something maddening. War, Bloody Gore!
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Hm... What might be through here-
Oh my! What is this I hear?
Screams as rich as my cheese! How absolutely splendid!
An exhilirating ensanguined event that I have not attended!?
How preposterous! This will not stand!
This is almost as mad as when flaying was banned!
No no no, through here I must go.
Wait for me, dear 'Mass Effect Universe'. Here comes Uncle Sheo!
