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A/N - I was really bored and thought, "Hey, what's the most random thing you could do? Oh how about putting Sheogorath in the ME?" I'll probably update this once a week. Leave a review for any wacky ideas and I'll most likely throw it in! Any how, thanks for reading the small snippet of this crazy beginning~


Every day is a fun day with Uncle Sheo!

Turn to the left, and there were jewels up for theft.

Turn to the right, and watch out- the Dremora bite!

However, the fun is slowly dwindling, and that is not alright!

It is time for something new, something more...

Something maddening. War, Bloody Gore!

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Hm... What might be through here-

Oh my! What is this I hear?

Screams as rich as my cheese! How absolutely splendid!

An exhilirating ensanguined event that I have not attended!?

How preposterous! This will not stand!

This is almost as mad as when flaying was banned!

No no no, through here I must go.

Wait for me, dear 'Mass Effect Universe'. Here comes Uncle Sheo!