Katie: Hooray! The next chronicle!
Zoe: Weeee'reeee baaaaack!
Dennis: Um... hello...
Jimmy: Ready for action!
Me: Okay! Let's do this then! We welcome you to the next installment of our series: "Seed of Chucky: A New Terror". It's filled with laughs, romance, murder, Surge... the usual crap. This one may be shorter, 'cuz there's really not a lot that happens that benefits to the plot of Ashigawa and the Entities. It's just for laughs, and it wouldn't make sense if we just moved on to the next one. I'm in love with Chucky (sorry Sledgie! Midgets are hot too!), so I thought we'd at least give him a chance in a story.
And without further ado! I present to you...
Seed of Chucky: A new Terror
Chapter one: I don't think we're in Mexico anymore...
Psycho's POV:
Aaah... my head. What happened? Where are we? Is Ashigawa dead? I groaned and held my head as I sat up. I was still a purple cat, so I guess we ain't home. I looked around. No one else was here! Where'd Katie and Jimmy go? Where are Zoe and Dennis? Where the hell am I, first of all? I got up shakily and looked at the garbage piled up next to me. I was in an alley! Yeesh1 I'm surprise I didn't die right here in this condi... condition?
"My stomach!" I gasped in surprise. The wound was gone! And there was no sign of bandages, stitches, or nothin'! How did this happen? Then again, who cares? I'm not gonna die! Okay, astounding miracle later. Friends first.
"Kaaaaaaaatie! Jiiiiiiiiimmy! Zooooooooe! Deeeeeennis!" I called, walking out. My mouth dropped when I saw the number of people in this city.
"Wow..." I sighed. There had to be hundreds of people on the streets in front of me! Maybe even thousands! Hard to say!
And... they might not be used to seeing large, purple, anime cat people on the streets...
I quickly slipped back into the alley and looked through the trash. I found a bag of clothes on top and pulled it down. Inside was a tan trenchsoat with a large collar that looked like it would hide my face and fur, and a tan hat next to it. My ears can go under there! I put on the clothes and slipped back out of the alley. The coat and hat were dramatically bigger than I was, so the hat kept slipping off, and I kept tripping over the tail of the coat. But I'll have to learn to deal with these inconviences! I have a mission!
"Katie! Jimmy! Zoe! Dennis! Where are you?" I called. I headed further into the crowd and stopped when I saw a large sign:
Welcome to New York City, This City is not Really a Big Apple! Sorry, you can't eat it. But if you could, I'm sure it would taste very nice... that is if you like asphault and expensive clothing!
New York! Wow! I've always wanted to come, but not under these circumstances! I clasped my hands together as stars lit up in my eyes. I think I'll go to a Broadway show! No! I'll go shopping! No! I'll go look for cute guys!
Ack! Focus Psycho! Focus! You can search for guys to bleed dry later! Right now! Friends! I was about to call out again, but then a light bulb clicked in my head. This is the place where Katie goes to camp over the summer! Maybe she found some of her friends and is with them! And if I find katie, she's bound to know where the others are!
...But who should I look for...? This place may not be easy to find one or two people in, and with my luck, this story might be over before I find anybody! I sighed and tried not to trip over the coat. While looking around, I happened to notice a woman being stalked by photographers. Poor celebritites. Can't get a break anywhere, ne? The paprazzi was yelling stuff like:
'Miss Tilly! How does it feel to lose that part?' and 'Miss Tilly! A moment please?'. I couldn't make out the other questions, but I understood one thing...
THAT'S JENNIFER TILLY! SQUEE! OMGOMGOMG! I AM SUCH A HUGE FAN! AIIIIIEEEEE!
"MISS TILLY! MISS TILLY! I'M A HUUUUUUGE FAN!" I squeeled, unaware of the fact that my hat had been blown off by the wind...
...But no one noticed. I didn't either until I heard a little boy yell:
"Mommy! Mommy! a giant cat! Can I hit it with a stick!"
I yeeped and picked up the fallen hat, quickly hiding my ears again. Phew, that was close!
Aww... Jennifer Tilly is gone... Oh well, I lost focus anyway! Now to get back on track- Gasp! Hot Topic! (runs into store)
A few minutes later I came out with bags three times the size of my head. What can I say? I'm hopeless when it comes to shopping!
Okay! Psycho is 100 percentfocused! Nothing in the world can... PIZZA!
No! Resist the cheesy goodness! No! Look away! Look... a..way... Yum...
"Psycho! Psy-chan!" a hyper voice yelled. yes! Who better to yank me away from distraction than Katie!
"Katie!" I yelled, running over to where she was. She too, had gotten hold of a coat, only hers was bright purple with blue polka dots, and she was wearing a hat with Micket Mouse ears. Welp, we can't all be masters of disguise...
"Psycho! You're not half dead no more! You are okay, right?" she asked, just to make sure. I smiled and nodded, looking around.
"Where's Jimmy?" I asked. Not sure why I only asked about Jimmy...
Katie shrugged, "Dunno. I woke up in a dumpster and found this. I was the only one there... Wah! Denny's gone!" she sobbed. I sighed.
"Well, you got friends here, meh? Can you find them?" I asked. Katie had an instant mood swing and nodded.
"But first..." she smiled an evil smile at me. Ah, I see how it is.
"MAJOR SHOPPING SPREEEEEE!" we yelled together, and ran off to the nearest mall!
(30 minutes later!)
"Wow! I've never bought so much in my life!" I exclaimed, looking at all the treasures I bought. T-shirts, jewlery, movies, games, you name it!
"I know! Isn't this place the greatest?" Katie chirped, sitting down next to me. She too had many things she wasted our money on. Crap. Now we're broke, but I didn't let that get to me.
"So, anywhere we missed?" I asked, munching on a large pretzel.
"Hmmm... Oh! There!" Katie said, pointing to Spencer's. Well, I don't really like that store, but I was so caught up in the ecstacy of shopping, that I went along with it!
We looked at the many things in there. Actually, this one wasn't as bad as the ones I'd been to before. The thing that caught my eye was a small doll with orangey hair on the counter.
"Oh! Chucky!" I squealed in delight. I picked it up and read the price.
"I've always wanted one of these" I said, paying the guy at the counter. Katie made her purchase and we left. Hm, guess we weren't broke after all.
"So, now what?" Katie asked. I hugged the doll and slowed down.
"Well, it's gettin' late. I say we go find a decent hotel," I suggested. We could resume our search in the morning... More like actually BEGIN our search!
"Yay! Let's find a big one with a fancy pool and queen-sized beds and buffets and lifeguards with nice abs and SURGE!" she yelled. I nodded. Yeah... sure... You guys get that?
"Alright! It's settled!" I yelled too, once again caught up in the ecstacy! We took off towards a rather large hotel. Wow! it's sooo fancy looking! We almost got to the doors when a man carrying a large box crashed into me, causing me to drop the doll and my bags!
"Ah! Watch it!" I yelled. I grabbed for my things, but stopped when I saw he had a doll just like mine! Oh no! which one's mine? Ummm... Ahh... This one!
"Why don't you?" the guy answered. He picked up his doll and a similar one with blonde hair and a miniskirt.
"What is all this for, sir?" Katie asked, handing him a camera that fell as well. He took it and sighed with relief when he saw noting was broken.
"We're filming a scene fora movie here. It's based on the life of the serial killer, Charles Lee Ray," he said. I tilted my head to the side.
'You mean Chucky? I thought he was just a movie character!" I gasped. The man shook his head and dusted off his doll.
"Nope! and these are said to be the actual dolls posessed by Chucky and his wife, Tiffany! Nice talking to you," he said, and hurried off. I finished picking up my things and tucked the doll under my arm.
"Wow! We have to see it when it comes out!" I said. Katie nodded and we continued on into the hotel. Maybe that's why Miss Tilly was here. I'll have t'look into it.
I coulda sworn I felt something squirming under my arm... Nah. Probably nothing. I had too much fun today. That's all! The excitement's probably gone to my head!
To be continued...
Next Chapter: The Joys of eBay, Kretzing comes along
