Mario Email 24: Another Job Well Done
Cast: (in order of appearance): Mario, Luigi
Guest Star: Coach Z (voice-over)
Computer: Tandy 1000
Mario flashes back to earlier adventures.
Transcript:
Mario: Send me your e-mail and let's hope it's good.
(Mario starts reading with "Cha-cha-cha...")
Dear Mario,
I know your friend is kinda depressed there. Tell him he did a jorb well done.
Yours truly,
Coach Z
(Mario gets up, and goes to Luigi's Room)
Mario: Hey, Luigi. Coach Z told me to give you a job well done. By the way, I figured out you weren't adopted after all!
Luigi: You didn't already know that, Mario?
Mario:
I seriously thought you were adopted.
Luigi: Don't you remember
our fetal adventures?
Mario: You can actually remember that far back! I didn't think that was humanly possible!
Luigi: I worried about you for a second. It turns out, you're all right!
The End
Easter Eggs:
Click on Luigi to see a bonus email at the end.
Mario: Welcome to the world of emails. I can't personally answer each and every one of them, but I assure you, the ones that aren't shown will make a good appearance.
Dear Mario,
Hey, what's been going on lately? It's been nothing but rules to follow, chores to do, things to write, essays to turn in, English papers to type, places to visit, people to see, floors to mop, clothes to wash, clothes to iron, families to feed, hair to cut, teeth to brush, computers to repair, documents to print, and much work to do, and when I get 30-60 minutes to myself, I write an e-mail or watch court shows. Oh my gosh! I have a meeting and don't want to be late, so I'll talk to you later.
Sincerely,
Kathi Razor
Mario: (typing) You must lead a pretty busy life. Imagine how I would feel if I looked into my Inbox after 30 days from vacation! 309,467,273,676,878,978,947,846,786,746 unread messages, and I gotta read and reply to every one of them! I also have to print out every email I get! I need more paper! (stops typing) Well, that was pretty good. I'll print it out and put it in the filing cabinet of emails. (types "printscreen.exe") I'll see you guys later!
The End
Remarks:
This is the first time an email talks about fetal adventures.
DVD Version:
The word fetal is censored from the dialogue with a beep.
Edited Version:
The word fetal is replaced with earlier in the transcript.
