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Barry Saucepan and the Unnecessary Sequel
The Chamber of Smells...
Chapter one: Birthday Surprise and Knockharp
Barry lay awake, listening to the unsteady snores of his uncle and the loud grunts of his enormously over weight cousin, Dudley. Barry had just turned fourteen, most of the people in his year had already turned fourteen, Andy had, Andrew had, Don and Mione had and Lemo had in December. Barry sighed, the Dursleys probably won't even remember his birthday...Just as Barry was pondering this, three owls flew into his window - his window was shut.
"What the fuck!" Barry exclaimed - quietly - as he jumped up to check out what had banged into his window. As soon as he opened the window, the three owls flew in, one his own snowey white owl, Bedfig. Each owl had a package tied to their legs, obediently they all stuck out their feet. Carefully, Barry untied all their packages from their legs - the other two flew away as its package was taken away. The package Bedfig had bought was a dead rat, trying not to hurt her feelings; Barry picked up the rat and pretended to look interested,
"Clever Bedwig! But I think I'd appreciate it more if you kept it for yourself..."
With a satisfied click of her beck, Bedwig took the rat into her cage as Barry tried to wipe his fingers which had touched the rat on his clothes. He grabbed the next package, which had a letter attached. Barry first read the letter,
Barry. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
How have you been?
Done anything interesting?
Missed me at all?
Of course you have! Now, we have to take you away from that hell hole! Mrs. Weasel has offered to have all our friends at Don's house, (Fuck, she's a brave woman...) Andy's here, but she was determined to send her pressie with Winnie, (her owl - I swear she's bloody obsessed with Winnie the Pooh! It's a shitty little muggle thing, he can't do ANYTHING!). Andy and I haven't done much, mostly gone on the enternet, (Now that's a REAL cool muggle invention!). Drew and Andy have been sending each other mail every two seconds! Honestly every two seconds a fucking owl flies in the bloody window! (Lucky we ain't that bad! Eh?)
Barry eyed his dresser, it was absolutely covered in letters from Lemo, and he laughed and continued reading.
Anyway, don't you worry; we'll be coming to save your ass as soon as we get to Don's house. We'll be getting to your house whether we have to it the muggle way or not!
Well, cya soon Saucey!
Lemo
P.S: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Barry laughed as he went to grab the package from Lemo, just then another four letters banged into the window, which he had shut again.
"Oh, fuck!" Barry muttered, he pulled the window open, "Sorry fellas!"
In flew the four owls looking slightly ruffled. The poor owls found it a little hard to balance on one leg, as Barry untied their packages, they too flew away immediately.
"Wow!" Barry said excitedly as he began to open Lemos present. Please don't be a smuggleypoo... he thought. Inside, was a book. Barry sighed with relief, he look at the cover. It was called, "The real tactics of Qudditch".
"Wicked, Lemo!" A note dropped out it said,
Smuggleypoos had run out! Sorry Barry! Hope you like this just as much!
Barry reached for another package, immediately he recognises Andy's tidy handwriting, (she only bothered occasionally to write tidily.)
Heya Barry!
Having a good birthday with the muggles?
You poor guy! Well anyway Happy Birthday! Dunno if Lemo said anything, but we're going to Don's house soon, and then we're going to come get you. Mr. and Mrs. Weasel said they'll help. But Mr. Weasel works for the Ministry and he'll be super busy. So we'll probably come for you!
TTFN
(TaTa For Now)
Andy
Barry opened the present from Andy, it was yet another printed t-shirt saying "No shit Sherlock, go tell Watson" Barry laughed.
Grabbing yet another package Barry read the note,
Hi dude!
Barry, we're coming soon! Ain't going to waffle as much as I'm sure the chicks did. We're going to Don's place. See you there. Happy Birthday.
Andrew.
Typical Andrew, straight to the point, he unwrapped his present. It was an expensive leather jacket,
"Wow, sweet!" Barry said putting it on.
Barry, unwrapped all the other presents, he had gotten; Berty Blotts Every Flavour Beans - from Emo, A homemade cake, tarts and Broomstick compass from Don and "History of Quidditch" and some chocolate frogs from Mione. Barry looked at his collection of presents happily, he then noticed another letter, and he opened it,
Dear Mr. Saucepan,
Please note that the new school year will begin on September the first. The Hogwarts Express will leave from Kings Cross Station, platform nine and three-quarters at eleven o'clock. A list of books for next year is enclosed.
Yours sincerely,
Professor M. McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Barry pulled out the other piece of paper, with the list,
The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 2 - Miranda Goshawk
Wanderings With Werewolves - Gilderoy Knockharp
Voyages With Vampires - Gilderoy Knockharp
Break With a Banshee - Gilderoy Knockharp
Gadding With Ghouls - Gilderoy Knockharp
Holidays With Hags - Gilderoy Knockharp
Travels With Trolls - Gilderoy Knockharp
Year with Yeti - Gilderoy Knockharp
"Wow," Barry said aloud, "This person must really love Gilderoy Knockharp..."
