Normal Disclaimer I've been forgetting to write but am only doing so now to up the word count. J K Rowling owns all the rights of all the characters within and not me I have nothing but respect for Mrs. Rowling even if I did take the Michael out of her character a bit here.

I most sincerely apologize it feels a bit of a jip posting this, I wrote it many moons ago when I wasn't as good writing wise but it still amuses me, Oh and by the way not really one for the HP fan boys or girls.

Hermione stood over the grave of Harry Potter, The Legend, The One, The Late. As she shed a tear she rubbed her overly pregnant belly. Why did Neville Longbottom have to take their fame their one source of income? The fat toad he only killed the bloody Lord of Darkness by sitting on him, even she wouldn't have guessed Voldermort would turn himself into frog. After they had dropped out of Hogwarts together she thought they would be happy until the end of their days. But no; that bloody Ron had stolen her man; by that time she had been sleeping around. He may have looked the part above it but below the waist he was no legend. However the crashing truth of it Harry Potter Gay, Homosexual it was too much so she had taken the only sane approach. Rather then leave him with a tainted name she had killed them both. She walked away from the grave and idly wondered who the father was. Ah well she reckoned some things just aren't important.