If Shikamaru Were Gay-
1. He wouldn't be so lazy, and actually be prepared for a relationship.
2. He would probably be a mini Yoshino
3. He would wear his hair in a ponytail, but it wouldn't be sticking up!!!
4. Fan girls wouldn't be a problem.
5. Fan boys would.
6. His best friends would be Sakura and Ino.
7. He would call things, "Delicious!" Instead of troublesome.
8. Instead of watching the clouds, he'd watch the stars.
9. He wouldn't be sleepy, he would be active.
10. His smarts would go away, and be replaced by fashion sense.
11. He'd have normal taste-buds.
12. He'd probably smile a lot more.
13. He'd be single.
14. Chouji would have told him that he just wanted to be friends, and left him a long time ago.
15. Then Chouji would be really thin and attractive.
16. Yumi would be an intelligent, beautiful woman.
17. He'd clean a lot more.
18. He'd like my gay friend, Steve.
19. He'd prefer the term, "Homosexual" to gay..
And then last, but defiantly not least:
20. He'd say this story was gay.
Thank You for reading!!! ^.^
TO ALL THE OTHER SHIKAMARU FANGIRLS OUT THERE:
I DID THIS FOR FUN, AND I DO NOT WANNA HEAR ANY CRAP ABOUT IT!
TO ALL THE GAY GUYS:
GAY GUYS ARE COOL AND FUN, AND I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU IN ANY WAY!!! ^.^
