The Character's Interview!
We interview characters from different books! Next BIG talk show!
Ollie: Hi everybody!
Shannon: Yes Good Evening!
Ollie: Today we will be intervie-
Shannon: Percy J!
Ollie: ... You just interrupted me!
Shannon: Yep.
Ollie: ...
Shannon: While my co-host is gawping lets welcome our guest! Ladies and Gentlemen Percy Jackson!
Percy and walks on
Crowd: CHEEEER!
Percy: Hi Ollie and Shannon!
Ollie: So Percy, whats the gossip between you and Annabeth?
Percy: There isn't anything!
Shannon: Right. We believe you. Well we would apart from evidence.
Percy: WHAT EVIDENCE!
Ollie: Secret Camera footage of you and Annabeth 'doing it'.
Percy: ... WHAT THE HELL!
Shannon: And now a commercial break!
Percy (in background): BASTA-
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Shannon: We're back!
Percy: Yey! (sarcasticly)
Ollie: And Percy stopped being mad at us!
Percy: Yey! (sarcasticly) (again)
Author's note: PERCY, snap out of it!
Percy: Did the Author just talk?
Authors note: Yep
Ollie: Hellooooo!
Shannon: Yeah Talk Show here!
Authors note: Sooorryyy.
Percy: Yeh what he said.
Ollie: Back to the point!
Shannon: Well so Percy what is it like fighting a titan?
Percy: Welllllll it's pretty har-
Shannon: Where the hell is Ollie!
Ollie walks on with a large coke and Big Mac
Ollie (with a mouthful of fries): Yes?
Shannon: Just sit down.
Ollie: Why?
Shannon: SIT DOWN!
Ollie: Eek!
Shannon: Great, now it's a commercial!
Ollie: Bye
Shannon (in background): YOU IDIOT! WE WERE LIVE AND Y-
*Beeeeeeeeeeeep*
Ollie (sulking): Back.
Shannon (furious): Yes. Back.
Author's Note: cough-cough
Ollie and Shannon: Sooorrry.
Percy: Ha Ha! You have to say it now!
Author's Note: Yeah, in your faces!
Ollie: Shut the hell up.
Shannon: Or.
Ollie: We
Shannon: Will
Ollie and Shannon: Kill you.
Author's Note: Back to the point...
Ollie: Oh. Yeah.
Shannon: Soooo Percy...
Percy: Yes?
Shannon: How did it happen?
Ollie: She means how did you convince Annabeth to 'do it' with you?
Percy: We were drunk. Now were getting married. Happy?
Shannon: WEDDI-
Ollie: Commercial break everybody! Keep watchin'!
Shannon: -NG!
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Shannon: WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING!
Author's Note: Shannon! SHUT UP!
Shannon: Weeeell sooorry.
Percy: I've got to go now guys. Annie's taking me shopping for the wedding. See you.
Percy hurry's off
Shannon: Now Percy's gone-
Ollie: I'm gonna get another Big Mac!
Ollie runs off
Shannon: See you next time! We're gonna interview Skulldugery Pleasant!
Crowd: CHEEEEER!
Shannon: Bye and have a good night!
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