The Character's Interview!

We interview characters from different books! Next BIG talk show!

Ollie: Hi everybody!

Shannon: Yes Good Evening!

Ollie: Today we will be intervie-

Shannon: Percy J!

Ollie: ... You just interrupted me!

Shannon: Yep.

Ollie: ...

Shannon: While my co-host is gawping lets welcome our guest! Ladies and Gentlemen Percy Jackson!

Percy and walks on

Crowd: CHEEEER!

Percy: Hi Ollie and Shannon!

Ollie: So Percy, whats the gossip between you and Annabeth?

Percy: There isn't anything!

Shannon: Right. We believe you. Well we would apart from evidence.

Percy: WHAT EVIDENCE!

Ollie: Secret Camera footage of you and Annabeth 'doing it'.

Percy: ... WHAT THE HELL!

Shannon: And now a commercial break!

Percy (in background): BASTA-

*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Shannon: We're back!

Percy: Yey! (sarcasticly)

Ollie: And Percy stopped being mad at us!

Percy: Yey! (sarcasticly) (again)

Author's note: PERCY, snap out of it!

Percy: Did the Author just talk?

Authors note: Yep

Ollie: Hellooooo!

Shannon: Yeah Talk Show here!

Authors note: Sooorryyy.

Percy: Yeh what he said.

Ollie: Back to the point!

Shannon: Well so Percy what is it like fighting a titan?

Percy: Welllllll it's pretty har-

Shannon: Where the hell is Ollie!

Ollie walks on with a large coke and Big Mac

Ollie (with a mouthful of fries): Yes?

Shannon: Just sit down.

Ollie: Why?

Shannon: SIT DOWN!

Ollie: Eek!

Shannon: Great, now it's a commercial!

Ollie: Bye

Shannon (in background): YOU IDIOT! WE WERE LIVE AND Y-

*Beeeeeeeeeeeep*

Ollie (sulking): Back.

Shannon (furious): Yes. Back.

Author's Note: cough-cough

Ollie and Shannon: Sooorrry.

Percy: Ha Ha! You have to say it now!

Author's Note: Yeah, in your faces!

Ollie: Shut the hell up.

Shannon: Or.

Ollie: We

Shannon: Will

Ollie and Shannon: Kill you.

Author's Note: Back to the point...

Ollie: Oh. Yeah.

Shannon: Soooo Percy...

Percy: Yes?

Shannon: How did it happen?

Ollie: She means how did you convince Annabeth to 'do it' with you?

Percy: We were drunk. Now were getting married. Happy?

Shannon: WEDDI-

Ollie: Commercial break everybody! Keep watchin'!

Shannon: -NG!

*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Shannon: WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING!

Author's Note: Shannon! SHUT UP!

Shannon: Weeeell sooorry.

Percy: I've got to go now guys. Annie's taking me shopping for the wedding. See you.

Percy hurry's off

Shannon: Now Percy's gone-

Ollie: I'm gonna get another Big Mac!

Ollie runs off

Shannon: See you next time! We're gonna interview Skulldugery Pleasant!

Crowd: CHEEEEER!

Shannon: Bye and have a good night!

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