Once upon a time...

"Hey, where the hell am I?", said a voice.

Shut up Red I'm getting to that. Once upon a time there was a boy who was unfortunately named Red. Apparently his mom had some crazy color fetish and he had to suffer because of that. Anyway he just become 10 so he was able to become a Pokémon trainer. That's all I have to say for now...Narrator is out.


It was pitch black. Red was confused and tired and was shouting "Hello!" for a while now. All of a sudden the place started to brighten up and there was an old man in front of him.

"Who are you? Where am I?", said the frightened child.

"Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon. People call me the Pokémon Professor but my name is Oak. This world is inhabited by freaks called Pokémon. Some people hold them against their will and shower them with painful and unnecessary affection, some people make them fight each other until one is brutally beaten and passes out, and some study them." said Oak.

"Anyway, what's your name?"

"Red" said the boy.

The professor bursted out laughing about the fact that this boy had a color for a name.

"Okay...Red! Bwahahaha! This is my grandson, he's been your rival since he was a kid. Could you tell me what his name was? Damn Alzheimer's..."

"Grandpa, my name is Blue!" said the spiky haired kid.

"No, shut up that's not your name." replied Oak.

"Umm...his name is Blue." said Red

"Oh! That's it!" exclaimed Oak. "Well, Red are you ready for your adventure?"

"Umm...not really.." said the nervous child.

"TOO BAD!" said Oak before he punched Red unconscious.

Red's eyes opened and his head was killing him. He heard his mom call and he went downstairs to check.

"Hey mom, what's for breakfast?"

"Nothing, get out." said his mother.

"Excuse me?..."

"You're 10 now, it's time for you to get out of my house and do something with your life. I've slept in the kitchen for 10 years now while you live in luxury and play your friggin' NES all day. Get out."

"But Mom..." said Red with tears in his eyes.

"OUT!" said his mom with hot rage in her voice.

He did as told and left the house with his bag and cursed his luck. He strolled along over to some tall grass and was about to go through when.

"Holy Hell, are you freakin' cray-cray?!" said Oak running and pushing Red out the way. "There's wild Pokémon there and they can chomp your balls off if you're not careful! Come over to my land and I'll give you one."

"Sure, okay, whatever." said Red

They head over to Oak's lab to get Pokémon.

To be continued...


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