They Spelt My Name Wrong.

Well, hello there my pretties. I was reading some ff this afternoon, and I got really peeved because no-one seems capable of spelling Zack's name right! (yes, this INCLUDES the actual ff website!!!) For the last time, people, it's Z-A-C-K! Not Zach, Zack! Yeesh…

But enough of my ranting. Just read it!


"They spelt my name wrong."

"Huh?" Hodgins walked into Dr Zachary Uriah Addy's office, only to find his best friend staring fixedly at a computer screen. "Zack, what are you talking about?"

"They spelt my name wrong. Everyone else's names are spelt right, except mine. They even spelt yours right. How hard is it to spell 'Zack'?" He continued to look at the computer, as if staring at it for long enough would make it reveal all its secrets (including those of the misspelling of his name).

Hodgins was still confused. "Whoa, back up a second there, buddy. Who spelt your name wrong? What are you even doing on that thing?" He indicated the computer.

"I'm reading fanfiction. Fanfiction is a website that enables fans of certain shows or books, etc to write their own stories about the characters in these shows and books. This is fanfiction about us."

"About us??? People are writing fiction about us??? No wonder I'm so paranoid!" Hodgins was clearly offended.

"Well, not about us per se, mostly about the show." Hodgins was looking at Zack like he'd sprouted antlers and an extra eye. Zack rolled his eyes. "Don't you remember? A few years back, a TV company approached the FBI and asked if they could make a show about us. I haven't seen it myself, but I hear it's quite good, although completely over-dramatised. You know, serial killers, near-death-experiences, sexual tension, the usual."

"Hey, I'm not the one with the photographic memory! Are you saying they made a show about u--?"

"That's what I said, isn't it?" Zack was getting annoyed.

"Well, yeah, but, a TV SHOW?!?" Zack sighed. Clearly his friend was having trouble comprehending. "And who is the sexual tension between, anyway? I mean, Ange and I are fine, but I don't see- you think they mean Brennan and Booth? But they got together months ago!"

"I know. It's silly. But this isn't about that. I was reading some of the fanfiction about the show, and everyone is spelling my name wrong! It's not like it's that hard, or anything… and I'm hardly ever mentioned! It's all about Brennan and Booth, or you and Angela! And for the record, they're still going on about the break-up."

"But- that was last year, for goodness sake. This is ridiculous! I'm calling Foxtel, or whoever! Who did you say it was again…?"

Zack sighed as the sound of Hodgins voice echoed down the hallway. He would probably go and complain to some important TV company, protest, get arrested… there were lots of things Hodgins could do when he put his mind to it. In the meantime, he, Zack – that's Z-A-C-K – would get back to reading his fanfiction.

"Some of it's quite good, too." He muttered to himself as he clicked on the next link, causing a now slightly confused Dr Brennan – who was walking past his office – wonder just what he was up to…

I hope you like it! And for the record, I LOOKED IT UP, so don't argue with me! And if you want another chapter about Brennan finding out about ff, review and you shall get it! But only if I'm in a good mood, so I'd better get LOTS of reviews… OR ELSE!!! Keke.

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