/authors note/ ur mom gay

So one day korra was standing in the middle of the road, when suddenly she got assaulted by the local homeless man moose tits (no relation) with a big purple dildo, and she died, but then asami was there and she was like "no", and so she ate a cheese steak sandwich because cheese steak sandwiches are fucking awesome.

So then mako was there and he told asami to lick the guacamole off his nigga penis, but she said no and he jumped off a bridge and died, then Korra was back and she shoved a spicy dilden into asamis ass, and then asami died of gay overdose. so korra got sad and went on a spiritual journey, but instead of using this time to become a good fucking character she just told level 120 wizard nigga ang to give her the magical nigga juice, and then she felt better and went back home to republic city. a city that was built on stolen earth kingdom land btw.

So when she got back to reddit city mako (who had jumped off a bridge) washed up on the beach and tipped his fedora at korra, who promptly ignored him and kept walking while mako raged in the background about how good guys never get the girl. As Korra was walking she saw bolin playing poker with the homeless man that killed her, "oi" she shouted "ur that homeless man that killed me", so she then tried to kill moose tits but failed because he used his magic dildo-bending powers to shove 100 dildos up her ass, so then korra decided to become a trout and swim up ur dickhole. like this fanfiction or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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