Chapter 1
Bella POV.
IM SO MAD.
I really cant believe he did this.
He's gone TOO far now.
Really, I mean, just… No.
Ugh, well Emmett's grounded AGAIN. Rosalie's not happy. Edwards going to rip Emmett and Jacobs heads off. This is going to be a nice day.
Its too much to handle having Emmett playing tricks, First he and Jasper got banned from Wall-Mart. Then he Made Edward mad by thinking 'inappropriately' and then, to top it all of he hides some of my underwear in Jacobs car, for Edward to find. It's really not a good time for Carlisle and Esme to come Back home.
They've been on vacation to see the Denali Clan and Stupidly left us with Emmett.
"Hey, Bella, sing it with me… BUM, BUM, KNEE, KNEE, WAH, WAH. Know put your hands in the air and wave them side to side."
Not only is he singing but he's dancing.
"I think I might audition for Americas Next Top Model!"
(Image him wearing a Blue frilly dress and shaking his hips whilst walking.)
"Ooh La La, Bella, Your looking fiiiiiiiine!"
