Chapter 1 - You Adopt Some Of Your Partner's Habits
D'fuck's wrong with you?" Hidan asked the moment he entered to kitchen to Deidara's whining. He was opening the refrigerator and selecting a beer on habit alone.
"Sasori," he replied in the same whining tone. "Is no fair."
"Nothing but the usual." Kisame stared. He was around the stove preparing lunch for both himself and Itachi. Itachi was leaned on the volunteer beside the stove reading a book as he waited. Pein sat around the table nearer to the fridge and was reading the newspaper. Hidan had moved to the other side of the room to lean comfortably on the counter there.
"You guys don't understand!" Deidara whined again.
"D'fuck's wrong with you?" Kakuzu asked when he also entered the kitchen to Deidara's whining. He had just opened the refrigerator and selected his sports cup? When he notices to looks he was getting. He leaned on the
"I asked the same question!" Hidan said with a smile oblivious to the stares. Kakuzu narrowed his eyes at them looking Hidan up and down. They were both leaned up legs crossed at the ankle, an arm crossed under the other arm that was holding the sports cup or in Hidan's case beer. He then realised the implications of this.
He turned around and left.
Deidara and Kisame's laughter filled the room the moment he disappeared. Itachi was smiling and Pein's face held a smirk. Hidan was only one not getting it.
"I wonder if we ever do stuff like that." Kisame said thoughtfully after turning off the fire under the pot. Both he and Itachi adopted thoughtful frowns while a hand languidly scratched their stomachs. The others watched them in amusement. Kisame shrugged. "Naw. I think I would remember something that."
Deidara giggled and Pein rolled his eyes. Hidan looked at them in suspicion.
"I don't get it."
