A/N: I can't take full credit for this story, as that I got inspiration for the Rachel/Sebestian relationship from lizzybennettdarcy's story Smooth Criminal, where Rachel and Sebestian fall for each other while singing the Michael Jackson song. Sebestians texts/thoughts/lyrics are bold and Rachels are in italics.
Rachel decided that she had had enough of Sebestian Smythe. He thought he could just waltz in and take Blaine away from Kurt? Pshh. Santana had said something about going to face him about the slushy that cause not only physical pain for Blaine, but emotional pain for Kurt and the Glee club. Rachel happily said that she'd do it, but Santana refused. After moments spent arguing about it, Santana gave in and let Rachel go to Dalton.
Feeling proud and confident, Rachel walked into Dalton Academy in a short skirt with a black blazer and a matching fedora. She had heads turning as that she was a girl in an all-guys private school.
She entered the Warblers practice room with enough confidence that if she were Swiper the Fox, she wouldn't stop swiping at 3 "Swiper no swiping"s.
The Diva walked right up to the tall Warbler addressed as Sebestian Smythe.
"Smythe. What the hell did you put in that slushy?" Rachel asked, harshly.
"Red Dye 42." Sebestian answered, snyly.
"Bull shit. A regular slushy couldn't do that much damage. Blaine has to have surgery because of you."
"What? Is he okay?" A Warbler that was behind Sebestian asked.
"I told you, I put nothing in that slushy." Sebestian answered, not letting Rachel answer the question she was asked.
"Bull shit. I bet you've got all these Warblers fooled by your lack of lying talent." Rachel spoke as the Warblers went to leave. Sebestian stopped in his tracks.
"She questioned my honor. I demand we settle this with Warbler tradition." Sebestian spoke, slowly turning to face the Diva.
"you wanna duel? Cello guys, stay put." Rachel spoke confidently.
"Warblers, fall out. I don't want you to see me make a girl cry." Sebestian said as he ushered the Warblers out of their practice room.
What Rachel didn't know was that Sebestian had sent the Warblers to go get a cherry-red slushy.
Rachel went and sat patiently in between the two cello players as they played the intro to a very familiar Michael Jackson song.
Sebestian walked around the chairs before starting the song.
Uh, as he came into the window, it was the sound of, a crescendo.
Ah, he came into your apartment, left the blood stains, on the carpet.
Uh, she ran underneath the table, you could see she, was unable.
So she ran into the bedroom, she was struck down, it was her doom.
Rachel was lost in his voice and before she realized it, they were at the bridge and it was her turn to sing.
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?
Rachel couldn't help but stare at him as they made it to the chorus.
Annie are you okay, would you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo Annie.
He came into your apartment, he left the blood stains, on the carpet.
And then he ran into the bedroom, he was struck down, it was your doom.
The duo had made numerous circles around the chairs that surrounded them. It was like they were the only two there, the only two in the world.
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay, Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
You've been hit by,
You've been hit by,
A smooth criminal.
They got close as they reached the end of the chorus, but their closeness disappeared as Rachel strutted away from a… Sexual Sebestian?
Ah, so they came into the outway,
It was Sunday, what a black day.
Mouth to mouth resuscitation,
Sounding heartbeats, intimidations.
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?
Annie are you okay?
So Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie?
Rachel marveled at the way Sebestian followed her around the practice room. Somehow, Sebestian had enjoyed this. Rachel had forgotten why she was at Dalton Academy- except to see Sebestian.
Annie are you okay, would you tell us, that you're okay?
There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo Annie.
He came into your apartment, he left the blood stains, on the carpet.
And then he ran into the bedroom, he was struck down, it was your doom.
Annie are you okay? Are You okay Annie?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
A smooth criminal.
The only thing Sebestian was focused on right now besides the song was how hot Rachel looked. Wait, wasn't he gay? Why was he getting turned on by a GIRL?
I don't know!
Annie are you okay, would you tell us, that you're okay? There's a sign in the window (I Don't Know!) that he struck you (I don't know!) a crescendo, Annie. He came into your apartment (I don't know!), he left the blood stains, on the carpet (I don't know why, baby!) then he came into the bedroom, (I don't know!) he was struck down, it was your doom.
Annie are you okay? (Dang gone it, Baby!)
Would you tell us, that you're okay? (Dang gone it, baby!)
There's a sign in the window (Dang gone it, baby!) that he struck you, a crescendo Annie (Hoo! Hoo!)
He came into (Dang gone it!) your apartment, left (Hoo!) the blood stains (Hoo!) on the carpet (Hoo!) then he ran into the bedroom (dang gone it!), he was struck down, it was your doom, Annie.
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal.
They finished the last note in sync, faces inches from each other. Sebestian closed the distance, kissing Rachel with a strong passion. Rachel pulled away with a thirst for answers.
"I was better." She said as the Warblers piled in. Sebestian went to leave when Rachel shouted another question.
"Tell me what you put in that slushy!" the Diva shouted.
"Rock Salt." Sebestian said, turning around. A look of guilt and sorrow filled his eyes.
"That's all I needed to hear." Rachel leaned up and left a lingering kiss on his cheek before strutting out of the practice room.
