Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan. I do not own James Bond. GAWD I wish I owned Sean Connery, but I do not. This fully disappoints me.

Just a one-shot from my Sweet Challenge on LJ. (http : // yoshimikurosaki . livejournal . com /) I don't have a whole lot of stories yet, but then again, no one reads them... ; ; So this is shameless self-promotion you could say.


SECRET AGENT MAN

"Secret...AAAGENT Man! Secret...AAAGENT Man!"

Conan winced at the horrible singing from the back seat where Ayumi, Genta, and Mitsuhiko, who only knew that one repetitive English line, butchered it with their accents and childish voices. Haibara merely gave him her 'I-Told-You-So' smile and Agasa smiled uncomfortably, in pain but not wanting to spoil their fun. They were all being driven home by Agasa after having watched a older James Bond movie. Ayumi had mentioned a song she heard and proceeded to ask Conan if he knew what it was.

In an act of utter stupidity, he told her.

It hadn't stopped since.

"Please, Kami-sama. Are we there yet?" Conan begged.

"Ara! I thought that you would enjoy the praise," Haibara teased.

"What?" he asked in confusion and frustration.

"Rei rei nana-kun."

"You're hillarious, Haibara..."

"But am I? You've got the gadgets. You had the looks. You've got the brains. What else seperates Kudou Shinichi from Bond?"

Conan smirked. "Thish schco'ish acshent." Haibara's face went blank and she turned away.

"Now who's trying to be funny?"

"Secret...AAAgent Man!"

Agasa laughed.


::REFERENCES::
1. Rei Rei Nana - 0 0 7
2. The accent is supposed to be Sean Connery's scottish accent. If you don't know, Sean Connery was the original Bond.

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I hope you enjoyed it!

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-DiGi (formerly known as YoshimiKurosaki)