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10 ways to make Rosalie mad:

1. Tell her nonstop dumb blonde jokes.

2. Go up to her and Emmett and say "I guess 3 time is the charm"

3. Tell her she can adopt children

4. Hug her after you hung out at la push all day

5. Tease her by singing 'I am human'

6. Tell her she has been imprinted on

7. Buy her a puppy and name it Jacob

8. When she looks at you start cring crying until she looks away

9. Paint her car rusty orange

10. Talk about how Edward never loved her and then pretend you didn't know she was in the room.

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