First of all, this is my first Fairy Tail fanfic, and secondly, someone has probably done this before :)
Happy: aye!
¬.¬ Hush Happy.
So anyway, this is like my version of Fairy Tail in Wonderland. :P This'll hopefully be funny.
Fairy Tail in Wonderland
Lucy
I exploded through the door on my rented room, panting from running here at night, with my flats on trying to beat Natsu and Happy to the room.
Let's just clarify, I failed. They were both sat there calmly, drinking cups of herbal tea.
The ironic part? They were doing it on my bed…
I glared at them with fire in my eyes
"Uhoh. Lucy-san is angry." Natsu laughed
"Aye!" Happy agreed, he sprouted his wings and Natsu hopped up, as I dove onto the bed, promptly missing them and landing on the bed.
"Missed Lucy. Well…" Natsu stretched and grinned
"Night Lucy!" Happy announced before the both jumped out of the window.
Why they can't use a door in beyond me. They were both so queer, I lay there thinking about the day, how Gray and Natsu had their fight while Erza interrupted beating both of their asses, making Mirajane and me laugh. The quest we completed today was fairly easy, we had to find a lost jewel belong to heiress, and finally we got an even split on the money, I sank back into the pillows and duvet, my eyes closing shut as the lights flickered off.
I dreamt I was falling, and then I woke.
I sat up quickly, and found myself in a round room, with a glass table and a small golden key on. Confused, I got to my feet only to discover I was wearing a light blue dress and black polished shoes.
"Eh? I wasn't wearing this before... Who's clothes are these? Are they dirty? Oh god! Please don't let them be Erzas." I wailed, before contemplating the fact that they couldn't be Erzas. Worried I straightened my new dress and walked over to the glass table, looking at the small golden key
"This place really is weird" I concluded and picked the key up, looking around the room several times before noticing a door.
Now... I'm not saying that I'm ignorant, and that I didn't see the door before, I swear it just appeared. It wasn't a normal size, it was quiet small. I got on my knees and inserted the key into the lock, and opened the door.
"Silly Lucy." A voice peeped up, one of the Gemini twins
"Drink the drink." The other twin appeared beside the first, they both giggled and I turned ignorantly and there, on the small table, was indeed a little bottle of clear liquid.
I shrugged, surely a drink can't harm me. I've been through worse.
I drank some of the vile liquid, spluttering and watching as I became closer to the ground.
"Clever Lucy" The second twin, Ini said, Gem giggled
"Get through the door." Gem demanded, and I stumbled over my own feet.
Sunlight blinded me and when my vision cleared, Gem and Ini were gone.
The world was strange, light gray dusted with purple, flowers with what looked like faces, apart from they were so still. Like they were dead.. or petrified, scared stiff, behaving like flowers should. But their faces scared me, I could make out their mouths. All around me where Flying dragons, so small you could hold it in your hand, and Rocking Horses with wings, strange things that buzzed around me.
"Gem, Ini?" I called, hoping they would appear again, but no such luck.
Tree's were gnarled and tangled together in front of me to create a forest; thick lush greener covered the floor, something that was normal.
"Aye! Luuuucy!" Happy appeared in front of me and I screamed, smacking where his face had been and only to have him appear above me, I watched him disappear from sight and reappear several times, closer then further away.
"Happy you annoying cat! What have you and Natsu done?" Happy's head tilted
"Done? We've done nothing aye, this is your dream Lucy!" Happy announced happily, soaring around me chuckling
"Feels pretty real" I muttered, crossing my arms over my chest huffily
"Lead you through the forest I must!" He announced, flying around my head once and with that, he flew off into the forest.
I sweat dropped, and reluctantly followed him through the forest, keeping my eyes out for prickles, but strangely there were none.
"Aye, aye, aye! Lead Lucy through the forest, Aye, aye, aye." He sang loudly, while I struggled to keep up with him, scrambling un-lady like over low branches and fallen trees to keep up with the flying rat
"Say Happy, slow down" I panted angrily as the cat disappeared from sight. I grumbled "You sodding cat! Come back here!" I yelled, but no one replied with that done, I was left alone on the trail, ahead of my looked the same as behind me.
"So much for helping me… stupid cat." I muttered darkly, strongly reminding myself that the next time I see Happy I'm going to strangle him.
For what seemed like hours I trailed through that damn forest, waiting for some light to be seen, but nothing greeted me.
"God sake!" I yelled, a few birds escaped the trees.
Flustered I grabbed one of my keys, Horologium, turned it and he appeared
"Yes Madame Lucy?"
"Carry me Horologium!" I wailed and he opened his door, and I clambered in
"What way madame Lucy?" he asked before I indicated forwards. I sat there pondering as we moved forwards, up ahead, a small light appeared and we moved forwards more, and saw the light grow very slightly
"Finally!" I exclaimed and the muffled voice of Horologium copied me
"Madame Lucy says Finally" He announced to no one, but a few flowers seemed to open an eye, to look at me
"Aye!" Annoyingly Happy appeared again, his face pressed against the glass
"Come out Luuuuucy!" He grinned a catlike grin, pawing at the glass
"Nooo!" I whined
"Madame Lucy says Nooo" Horologium announced, promptly, Happy disappeared and reappeared inside Horologium squishing up against me, fish and cat fur irritated my nose and I sneezed
"Madame Lucy says Achoo" Horologium announced, as I sneezed again and grabbed Happy's neck but the cat disappeared
"Bless you Lucy" Happy curled up in my lap, grinning
"The Blue Cat says Bless you Lucy" Horologium stopped. Dead still
"Your time has run out." And with that, Horologium vanished into thin air
"Trouble." Happy announced and disappeared. Why did they leave me to deal with the trouble
"What!" I yelped and listened as the heavy thudding of footsteps got louder
"Awuf!" I heared and turned too see a gigantic dog with yellow fangs running towards me, panicked I ran in front of it, screaming my head off
"Horologium! Damn you!" I yelled before tripping and being sent flying over the ground, the dog caught up and used it's nose to move me onto it's neck
"Arf!" It yelped and halted at the edge of the fast approaching forest.
"Kyaaa!" I yelled as again I flew over the dog and landed on the grass with a umph. I pushed myself up off the ground and shook my head
"You're late." an angry voice announced.
Oooo.. Tune in.. next week.. or maybe friday to find out who the angry voice belongs too!
Happy: Aye! Rika-chan it's yours!
¬.¬ Happyyy...
