I was cleaning out my Google drive and I found this. I don't remember what I was thinking when I wrote it, but I enjoyed reading it again, so I decided to share it.
"Let me get this straight," Fury said exasperatedly. "To begin with, Loki came back."
"Well, technically, he never left, it was just a hologram that Thor took back," Tony interjected.
"Right," Fury said. "And he decided to attack the Avengers' tower."
"Stark Tower," Tony corrected. Fury glared at him.
"Whatever you want to call it," he grumbled. "And, during the subsequent skirmish, a stray spell hit your tv."
"It's completely ruined now. Such a shame." Tony wiped away a fake tear.
"And for some reason the spell caused the characters of whatever movie you were watching to come to life."
"Yep, that about sums it up!" Tony said cheerfully.
Fury sighed again. "So, who do we have? Voldemort? Sauron? The Joker?"
"Uh, well, first, I would like to say that it completely was not my fault. We were trying to introduce the capsicle to modern culture."
"Just get to the point."
"Well, Barton suggested Disney. Animated Disney."
"So? Who is it? Jafar? Ursula? Maleficent?"
Tony blinked in surprise. "You know, that's way more than I expected you to know about the Disney Kingdom."
"Stark," Fury warned.
"It's Barton; of course he picked Robin Hood."
"Robin Hood," he repeated. "Are you telling me that there is an anthropomorphic fox prancing around New York?"
"And a bear. Little John came as well."
"Please tell me they're not actually stealing from the rich."
"Oh, yes they are," he exclaimed happily. "Except for me, that is. I convinced them that I was Friar Tuck."
"And they actually believed that?"
"Yep! They also wanted to know where Prince John is."
"Please tell me you didn't-"
"I told them you were Prince John."
Fury's head thumped onto the desk in exasperation. "Please tell me this is a joke."
"And I brought them here with me."
"YOU WHAT!"
"Yeah, they were going to come straight here to confront you, but they got sidetracked by a supply room."
"I hate you," Fury mumbled into the desk.
"Don't feel too bad about it, as soon as King Richard comes home, everything should be fine."
At that moment, there came a cry of "Ooh-de-la-lay," from the hallway.
"And that's my cue to leave," Tony said.
