Today I interview Darth Decimus, a legendary sith warrior.
Promoted to the rank of Dark Lord, when he sat on the Dark Council
as Sphere of Military Strategy (Approx. 3725 BBY - 3641 BBY)

INTERVIEWER - Good morning, Darth Decimus. Do you mind if I ask a few questions?

DARTH DECIMUS - I can afford a short time. Ask your questions.

INTERVIEWER - Before your current assignment on the Dark Council, you were a mighty
sith warrior, with many inspiring victories for the Sith Empire. Do you ever miss those days?

DARTH DECIMUS - All the time. I enjoyed killing the over confident jedi. Such fools were they.
I miss seeing the look of complete and total horror on their faces as I ended their worthless lives.

INTERVIEWER - Then why did you accept the promotion to the Dark Council? It sounds as if you were
happy as a soldier.

DARTH DECIMUS - The emperor himself requested my services on the council. It would have been
unwise to refuse such an honour. As Sphere of Military Strategy, I am preforming a vital service.
I now plan the battles against the republic and their jedi leaders.

INTERVIEWER - People wish to get to know you better as an individual. Do you like to travel?

DARTH DECIMUS - I go wherever the Emperor sends me. I live to serve the sith empire.

INTERVIEWER - How do you like to relax and unwind after a hard fought battle?

DARTH DECIMUS - By meditating on the Code of the Sith. I sleep very little. Maybe 1 hour per day.
I also write often, planning battle tactics. I also take cold showers. I find it refreshing.

INTERVIEWER - Do you have a favourite meal before battle?

DARTH DECIMUS - I find raw eggs to be tasty. They're great food for the brain.

INTERVIEWER - What do you feel is your greatest legacy? Something which you can leave behind
to inspire future generations of sith.

DARTH DECIMUS - My battle tactics. Look for them, within the files of the Sith Empire.
They are also recorded on my holocron. I made two of them; one for the Emperor, and one
to be buried with me on Korriban, in the Valley of the Dark Lords.

INTERVIEWER - Thank you kindly, my lord, for your time.