A/N: I... don't even know what this is. I just know that I had extreme amounts of fun with it and I will totally continue. ALSO, sorry about not posting Standing Ground in a while; major writer's blog for that. So I resorted to writing shit about the Avengers? xD Well it's fun. And I'll continue.
101 Ways to Amuse Yourself Around the Avengers Initiative:
(noted, when I say 101 I actually probably mean around 10.)
0- The Introduction
Okay, hi. My name is Agent Kate Fox, and I'm one of those random agents you see around SHIELD headquarters. No, I'm not in love with what's-his-face Stark or totally best friends with Black Widow. I'm not some totally-badass-super-warrior, like Mr Ladies Man Barton. I'm not smart, or have powers, or even a genetic mutation. Actually, I don't think I ever actually really talked to the Captain. I think I waved to Thor? Once?
Truth be told, I'm really not that important around here. I get coffee, file reports, shoot the odd Loki in the shoulder- why do those damn things just bounce off of him? Gah!
Sorry, I'm digressing. Digressing? That doesn't sound right. Anyways...
Kate Fox. That's my name. You'll probably forget it, it's not news to me. This is my blog, which is accounts on how I screw with my favorite superheroes- and villains- and pull shitty pranks that amuse me.
That's me. Good bye.
1- In which I get a date with Loki against my will.
Okay so there I was, sitting in the conference room. Ohmigoodness, me, in the conference room, with the damn Avengers. Me. With the Avengers. Me!
I was freaking out to say the least.
I was sitting in between Tony-Fricken-Stark and Thor, me looking like a mouse between two giant cats. Fury was going on about something Loki-related. The usual, destroying the world, bringing an army of aliens... Something like that. Then he brought up a picture of this Loki character and my heart pretty much stopped in my chest.
My friends, they never approve of my romantic interests- wait! I don't have any friends, lol.
Needless to say, Loki was supersexy. My jaw dropped. My heart stopped. Was I in love with a picture?
"Miss Fox?" Fury asked. Everyone looked at me in a way like 'oh, so that's her name', "Is there something you want to share with us?"
"...Thor, your brother is EXTREMELY good looking." I pointed out accidentally.
Thor laughed joyfully and clapped me on the back, hard. I was knocked forward and into the table with an 'oof', "This is something I must tell my brother! Perhaps it will stray him away from the chaotic path he has chosen! I will set you two up on a date immediately!"
I stared at him, "Uh, I mean... What?"
Tony snorted.
"Excuse me!" I raised my voice, "I didn't agree to this!"
Thor was not listening. At all.
So apparently I had a date with a master sorcerer, sexy supervillain. (The Three S's.) That would be interesting to see pan out.
And soon, pretty much everyone on the table was laughing, including Fury, even though the situation was terribly horrible.
Glad I could cheer everyone up...
It was around 15 minutes later when everyone stopped laughing, we went back to the mission. Loki was doing something evil, per usual, the Avengers are gonna stop him. There you have it, end of story.
But wait! There's more! I stuck gum on Fury's chair. Brightened my day a little. Also got coffee. Delicious, amazing, molkachino coffee. My life is great, hey?
2- In which said date is postponed because Loki blew up a restaurant. Also, I get more coffee.
Today I got more coffee. I'm addicted, I admit. It's hard not to get addicted, it's amazing stuff. I had to get up at the ungodly hour of 4 AM and had some amazing coffee to make my day that much better.
I also ended up having a coffee conversation with my totally-not-best friend Clint Barton-Hawkeye.
It went pretty much like this:
Kate:Top of the morning to you.
Clint:What are you, Fox, Irish?
Kate:I wish, it would explain why I have red hair.
Clint:Ginger! How many freckles did you get today?
Kate:One. I'm going to take your soul.
Clint:What soul? *insert winky face here*
Kate:... Ew. Is that black coffee you're drinking?
Clint:Strong, just the way I like it.
Kate:That's gross.
Clint: Pay more respect! I saved the world!
*Kate walks away*
That was my morning conversation about gingers and freckles and coffee... Seriously, it was the best 4 AM I've ever had. I love Clint, he's hilarious.
...Don't tell him I said that.
Okay so apparently Thor went to Loki that very night and told him he had a date with a girl he met at SHIELD who said he was hot. Although I highly doubt Mr Laufeyson was flattered, it made me laugh when Thor told me he blew up a restaurant.
For me? I said.
For you. Thor replied.
My heart! My heart is aching because I feel loved by the Three S's! Sorcerer, Sexy, Supervillain.
My life just keeps on getting better. Is it because of these blogs? Also, who in the world reads these shitty things anyways? My life sucks.
See you next time on the Adventures of an Unknown SHIELD Agent!
3- In which I have a conversation. With many people. Also I pull a craptastic prank.
Kate: Good morning Mr Stark.
Tony:Please, call me Tony.
Kate:I'd rather not.
Tony:Seriously. I'm not my father.
Kate:I can tell. Being your own father would be kind of hard, don't you think?
Tony:*laughs* You have sarcasm worthy of Spider Man.
Kate:Go back to Pepper! Your flirting is scaring me!
Tony:Who says I'm flirting? ...Wait, do you want it to be flirting?
Kate:AH! No!
Tony:Okay. So what's your IQ?
Kate:Get back to work miscreant!
Tony:Geezus, now are you my mother?
Kate:I hope not! *speed walks out of room*
Clint Barton here; found a way to hack onto Kate's computer. I read all of her blogs. *insert evil laugh here*
I was bored, Loki wasn't terrorizing the city and someone (Hulk) ate all the cookies. What was I supposed to do? Really?
I just wanted to say, thanks for saying you love me, Kate. Also, I'm putting a comment section on this website, and emailing your blogs to the rest of the Avengers Initiative! Besides Steve, he still can't figure out how to work the computer. I swear, he's like my grandma.
Bye!
Comment's Section: KateFox164, you have received two new members on your website, Hawkeye00 and IronMan78
IronMan78: Original username, Clint.
Hawkeye00: ...
IronMan78: Touché.
KateFox164: YOU GUYS GET OFF OF MY WEBSITE, CLINT YOU ARE SO GETTING REPORTED TO FURY!
Hawkeye00: I just read your blog about getting a date with Mr. Evil Himself, Loki. Duuuude, I don't think he's even capable of emotions besides Hate Anger Betrayal Destroy Evil.
IronMan78: Some of those aren't even emotions.
KateFox164: Seriously, I'll call Fury. And I'm sure Loki has other feelings, Clintie.
Hawkeye00: Call me that one more time.
The rest of the comments have been banned by the owner because of swearing.
Oh my goodness. Clint made a comments section on my secret blog? And sent it to everyone in the Avengers Initiative?
My ass is SO fired.
And I thought it would be because of the pranks...
Speaking of which, I put glue in Clint's shampoo, in revenge for sneaking into my room and hacking into my computer and posting a blog.
I keep on getting messages in my email about BlackWidow has joined your website! GodOfThunder has joined your website! has joined your website!
Who's next? Loki? Because my life would be so over of that happened.
4- In which my life is completely over.
You guys... GodOfMischief joined my website...
Comments Section: KateFox164, you have a group message board opened up by Hawkeye00! The members are IronMan78, BlackWidow, GodOfThunder, and GodOfMischief! Hawkeye00has invited you to join the group message board! Do you wish to join?
Yes
No
Hawkeye00: Totally trolling.
IronMan78: Ooh, we got a badass over here.
Hawkeye00: You guys, I'm scared. Both Loki and Thor figured out how to use a computer.
GodOfThunder: THOS MISTUCSL BPX IS PWRMUTTUNG MR TO SEARCH YP UNTWRWSTUNG FSVTS ON SIMWTHUBG CQLLWD GOOGLE!
Hawkeye00: Anyone understand what he just typed?
BlackWidow: Heard him yell as he slammed his hands on the keyboard 'THIS MYSTICAL BOX IS PERMITTING ME TO SEARCH UP INTERESTING FACTS ON SOMETHING CALLED GOOGLE!' so I'm going with that's what he said.
KateFox164: This isn't a chatroom, Clintie. And please, less trolling, I'm trying to write a serious blog here.
GodOfMischief: Who is this Kate Fox and why does she claim she is in love with a picture of me?
IronMan78: I just heard what sounded like someone slamming their head on a keyboard coming from Kate's room.
KateFox164: djehxjebxhehbdbd47;)3dndhdk75?)7!nfjbfidxnz.
KateFox164: Totally didn't mean to press enter.
IronMan78: Yep. It was Kate.
