Grandma Got Ranover by a Twinblade

An O make By: Fm6405

Produced by: Oro Productions

Let me tell you a Story, ;D

One Lonely valentines day, a girl named Akira decided she'd spend her day on an massive MMORPG called "The World"

She signed on her Heavyblade "Blackrose"

Her heart was plagued with the desire to find someone to share the special day with:D

She went to the heavy axeman, Piros.

"Will you be my valentine?" She said hopefully.

"Im Sorry Miss, But the future cannot be safe without me!" Piros responded snappily, moving away.

Blackrose sighed.

She moved to the Wave master, Mistral.

"Will you be my Valentine?" She said hopefully.

"I'm sorry, but im in love with treasure." Mistral responded, moving away with a large chest in her hands.

Blackrose sighed.

She moved to the System administrator, Lios.

"Will you be my Valentine?" She said hopefully.

"Im sorry, but im a fat mean old man who wants to eat your soul! D"

Blackrose ran.

Until she finally came upon a Twin Blade, Kite, who was sparkling with..err...Jewelry stuff xD;;

"Will you be my Valentine?" She said hopefully.

"You know it, baby." The Twin blade said grabbing Blackrose and laying a kiss upon her lips.

In Any case, Happy Valentines day from that special twin blade! ;D

-Kite

P.S. Kissu Kissu Paradise!

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Kite beamed over his masterpiece, he had spent all day finding the courage to send this to Blackrose, his lips curled with anticipation.

He pressed the send button, and stretched out in his seat.

"Its only a matter of time before she comes online, so i might as well do some other stuff." Kite said, pressing on the "The World" Icon.

--

He sat on the bridge in Lambda's capital, Carmina Gadelica.

The same smile had its way on Kite's lips, even while he was in-game.

Footsteps caught his ears, and he eagerly snapped. A tall tan figure with white hair and red tattooes appared in his site, a smile on her face, but one of amusement, not love.

"Blackrose!" Kite said, standing up, "Did you get my email?"

Blackrose burst with laughter, making Kite shift his head to the side in confusion.

"Ahaha! You idiot! You sent me an email that was meant for your grandmother...Haha! I didnt know your nickname was snookie bear!!" Blackrose said, erupting with laughter.

Kite paused for a moment, "If you got my grandma's email..then..."

"Oh god."

--

An old woman stared blankly at her screen, staring at the "new mail" Icon blinking.

"From my Grandson?" She spoke to herself, opening it the email.

Let us pull a curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.

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You know, for the record. I was bored. and i was talking to a friend and i just had the urge to write a crack fic. So this was it.

Mm. I might do a sequel next valentines day. :P