Author's notes and stuff...yay: This is what I do in English class because English class is just THAT exciting. Me and my friend were just being odd one day and we came up with this scary pairing and decided we needed to write a crack story about it. This is all a joke so don't kill me please Also, I obviously do not own Kingdom Hearts of any of the characters….though I wish I did.

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Sora: -poses oddly- Gee, it sure is a nice day to be here in the Olympus Coliseum! This is one of the only places where people don't try to molest me!

Hercules: Look! A little boy to molest! I must put on my skimpy outfit! -puts on skirt thingy and walks over to Sora then poses with hips thrusted forward-

Sora: H-hey…what'cha doing?…-steps back slowly-

Hercules: I MUST HAVE YOU! -grabs Sora and puts him over his shoulder- To my secret chamber we go!

Sora: Oh noes! -faints-

-wakes up tied to bed-

Hercules: So you have awakened my sweet! ♥

Sora: OMG! NO! I was saving myself for Riku-poo -sniffle sniffle-

(and somewhere in a galaxy far away, Riku suddenly had a sense of lonely-ness and sad-ness)

Hercules: -grope grope-

Sora: Kya Save me!

Riku: -bursts through wall- I shall save you! -cape swishes- Step away from my blushing uke!

Sora: Riku! I wasn't expecting you to see me like this -cough-yet-cough- -blush-

Riku: -blush- 'Tis okay Sora ♥

-looks at Hercules- Now you! Get away from him!

Hercules: Aww….make me, meanie.

Riku: -walks over to Hercules and bitch slaps him-

Sora: -gasp-

Hercules: Oh no you didn't! -stares are Riku-

Riku: -stares back-

Hercules: …….Mommy! The annoyingly good looking girly man is being mean to me! -starts crying and runs away-

Riku: -poses oddly with a smug expression on his face-

Sora: Riku! You're my hero! ♥

…mind untying me now? -blush-

Riku: Sora, you are so adorable…let's make use of the fact that you are tied to the bed and half naked ♥

Sora: Oh Riku ♥

THE END

(or is it?) -dun dun dun dun-

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Author's notes(again! -gets shot-): Yeah, see….I told you it was crack filled. My friends liked it so I thought I'd share it with the world. XD